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by The Count
Sat Oct 25, 2014 1:48 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Only The Valiant Podcast
Replies: 4693
Views: 715814

Re: Only The Valiant Podcast

Sven wrote:
MarkRoseHFX wrote:If only you could get Sven the Spider Alien on as a guest
I'm much more interested in that new Ultraverse podcast these days. . .
I'm only interested in kickin your a$$!

Don't think I've forgotten about you. I'm gettin my chocolaty milk bombs ready.
by The Count
Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:51 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Board Stability
Replies: 13
Views: 1342

Re: Board Stability

greg wrote:
myron wrote:russian bots...greg's working on it
I can't guarantee it won't happen again, but at least I know what the cause is. :hm:
Me too........

Sven. He shows up in the X-O book....... and starts to wreck havoc.

Sven = punk :atomic:
by The Count
Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:42 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Shadowman lurking?
Replies: 25
Views: 2160

Re: Shadowman lurking?

SnotDrip wrote:Sven :?

:sumo:
by The Count
Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:38 pm
Forum: Buy / Sell / Trade - VALIANT
Topic: WTB Magnus Robot Fighter 1-4 W/Coupons - UPDATED!
Replies: 3
Views: 545

Re: WTB Magnus Robot Fighter 1-4 W/Coupons - UPDATED!

Did you ever wonder why North Am became so "soft".......

not eating enough Count Chocula.
by The Count
Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:30 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Completionist, because 'completist' is STUPID! (FU Webster!)
Replies: 44
Views: 3886

Re: Completionist, because 'completististist' is STUPID! (FU

evil greg wrote:What the *SQUEE* is everyone talking about? :?




:twisted:

what up homie!
by The Count
Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:30 pm
Forum: Other Collectibles - Cards, Toys, Figures, Statues, etc.
Topic: Yo Joe!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 6126

Re: Yo Joe!!!

Where are the Count Figures? I don't even see the scratch and sniff white jacket variant figure. No Joe collection is complete with out at least one of each.
I like the Count Chocula variant cereal -- does that count Count?


Yes. Just stay away from that Frankenberry and Boo Berry. That stuff ...
by The Count
Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:25 pm
Forum: Other Collectibles - Cards, Toys, Figures, Statues, etc.
Topic: Yo Joe!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 6126

Re: Yo Joe!!!

Where are the Count Figures? I don't even see the scratch and sniff white jacket variant figure. No Joe collection is complete with out at least one of each.
by The Count
Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:23 pm
Forum: Buy / Sell / Trade - VALIANT
Topic: WTB - Solar 1-10
Replies: 3
Views: 427

Re: WTB - Solar 1-10

I love Solar #1-10...... TONS of Spider Aliens killed. I just don't understand how Sven was lucky enough to get away. Probably cowering in a corner, he's such a whussy.
by The Count
Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:21 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Valiant Variants - Enough!
Replies: 197
Views: 19566

Re: Valiant Variants - Enough!

If VEI did a month of "The Count" variants then would make 1 million dollars. I'm just saying.
by The Count
Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:39 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Which titles do you think the New Valiant leads with?
Replies: 56
Views: 4851

Re: Which titles do you think the New Valiant leads with?

Hotwire wrote:Nobody will take this *SQUEE* seriously without a Hotwire mini.
Stop talking about what you see when you get dressed in the morning.
by The Count
Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:26 am
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Just read the X-O/Solar "Seed of Destruction" stor
Replies: 32
Views: 3831

xodacia81 wrote:
JonesyAZ wrote:Hahahahahaha...hey, I asked. In hindsight, I wish I didn't, cuz I spoiled myself. Ah well :)

So seriously...has anyone else ever felt bad for the Spider Aliens?
Only Sven.

Don't feel bad for that blood sucker!

I want all Spider Aliens DEAD, especially that buster sven.
by The Count
Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:57 am
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Spider aliens ~ first apperance / first full apperance?
Replies: 14
Views: 2296

We have always been watching you..

you are going to get yours soon!!!



Aint that the truth.


Let me bust it this way.......


Sven is a punk, a metaphyte lovin skunk
The Count is on the scene and I aint takin no junk

I'ma put him on blast, he gonna say sufferin' succotash
He'll bleed green ...
by The Count
Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:29 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Only The Valiant Podcast
Replies: 4693
Views: 715814

Great new episode !!

And thanks for the nod to my "creating" Sven . . . I really just made a joke though . . you guys gave him life . . . :)

I really would like to hear your guys thoughts on new books coming out as well as the Valiant stuff . . . I still think a "Where are they now ?" segment ...
by The Count
Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:02 pm
Forum: VALIANT Art
Topic: Mike Leeke = Bad *SQUEE*, the sequel
Replies: 15
Views: 2960

Re: Mike Leeke = Bad *SQUEE*, the sequel

This is the pencils for the commission Mike Leeke just did for me. I asked him to give me one with a little spider alien thrown in for flavor :clap:

The final will be inked and colored and I'll post it when I receive it

Thanks Mike! I love it! The look on the spider alien cracks me up :clap ...
by The Count
Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:18 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Stupidest character in Valiant Universe
Replies: 126
Views: 20825

The brown suit never goes out of style UNTIL you add a black belt.

How very gauche, Count. How very gauche. :|


I don't follow the trends, I set them.



You know how all the food is going organic and natural. Forget that...... the more chocolate the better!


It takes a real pimp to set the ...
by The Count
Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:55 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Stupidest character in Valiant Universe
Replies: 126
Views: 20825

Daniel Jackson wrote:Hahaha ...Chiclo and Sven just got served by the Count......

Served like chicken and waffles.
by The Count
Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:54 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Stupidest character in Valiant Universe
Replies: 126
Views: 20825

The brown suit never goes out of style UNTIL you add a black belt.

How very gauche, Count. How very gauche. :|


I don't follow the trends, I set them.



You know how all the food is going organic and natural. Forget that...... the more chocolate the better!


It takes a real pimp to set the ...
by The Count
Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:47 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Stupidest character in Valiant Universe
Replies: 126
Views: 20825

Wow, I don't think Hotwire has been this active ever.

He should contribute more. Maybe he and Sven can team up to take out that smug Count.

I don't need help to take out that horrible Count.

I just need to get close enough...


Whatever. You know where to find me. My location's is right under ...
by The Count
Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:43 pm
Forum: General VALIANT Discussion
Topic: Stupidest character in Valiant Universe
Replies: 126
Views: 20825

Wow, I don't think Hotwire has been this active ever.

He should contribute more. Maybe he and Sven can team up to take out that smug Count.


Et tu Chiclo?


Definition of Sumg:
1) trim or smart in dress. Well thank you, a nice brown suit never goes out of style.


2) scrupulously clean, neat ...
by The Count
Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:36 pm
Forum: Re-Reading The 1990s VALIANT Universe
Topic: Just re-read the entire X-O run
Replies: 49
Views: 22720

If they anticipated Shanhara's seed, then they should have been aware that the other armor should have grown a seed. Yet they wasted countless lives and an entire colony to go after Aric's? :?


The reason is easy.

Spider aliens are STUPID!

DUMB..DUMB...DUMB....DUMB!

Of course, none dumber than ...
by The Count
Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:11 pm
Forum: Re-Reading The 1990s VALIANT Universe
Topic: Re-Reading HARD Corps #6
Replies: 8
Views: 4138

By the way. This book is 5 out of 5!
by The Count
Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:10 pm
Forum: Re-Reading The 1990s VALIANT Universe
Topic: Re-Reading HARD Corps #6
Replies: 8
Views: 4138

Ahhhhhhh... I just wish I could have been there.

Look at Virgil doing work.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by The Count
Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:32 pm
Forum: Re-Reading The 1990s VALIANT Universe
Topic: Re-Reading Psi-Lords #2
Replies: 6
Views: 2227

Ah.... good times...... good times.
by The Count
Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:32 pm
Forum: Re-Reading The 1990s VALIANT Universe
Topic: Re-Reading Psi-Lords #2
Replies: 6
Views: 2227

And who can forget this......

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by The Count
Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:31 pm
Forum: Re-Reading The 1990s VALIANT Universe
Topic: Re-Reading Psi-Lords #2
Replies: 6
Views: 2227

Or maybe this.....

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