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Stupidest character in Valiant Universe

Post by The Harbinger »

Who do you think is the stupidest, worst, or most annoying character in the entire Valiant Universe?

I'm gonna go with Sin Buster from Jurgens' Solar :roll: . Too many nonsensical lines.

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From VALIANT, the gay bad guy who wanted to have sex with Solar.

From Acclaim,

THE GOAT ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE LEGION OF SUPER HEROES :P

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I always thought Doctor Mirage was pretty stupid.

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Doctor Eclipse

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Post by Dr. Solar »

Doctor Sol... heh, wait a minute..

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Dr. Dobson :thumb:

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Post by Elveen »

Tim Petty wrote:Doctor Eclipse

That is two votes for ole' Fred Bender. His early apps. were ok, later..... uggh!

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:roll:

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Bender's origin as Dr. Mirage was weak too.

Bender: Hey Master Darque..I wanna be an all powerful supervillain!

Darque: Ok.

Bender: Thanks!

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The Harbinger wrote:Who do you think is the stupidest, worst, or most annoying character in the entire Valiant Universe?

I'm gonna go with Sin Buster from Jurgens' Solar :roll: . Too many nonsensical lines.
anyone of the spandex bufoons from that run would fit the bill...

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Post by acc205 »

Tim Petty wrote:Bender's origin as Dr. Mirage was weak too.

Bender: Hey Master Darque..I wanna be an all powerful supervillain!

Darque: Ok.

Bender: Thanks!
mirage???

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Post by cinlach@aol.com »

ok...no one's mentioned blister from shadowman OR uzi the clown yet.

am i going to have to tender my resignation from this community??

uzi. the. clown.

worst. character. ever.
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Post by magnusr »

cinlach@aol.com wrote:ok...no one's mentioned blister from shadowman OR uzi the clown yet.

am i going to have to tender my resignation from this community??

uzi. the. clown.

worst. character. ever.
Thanks. That was well needed.

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Re: Stupidest character in Valiant Universe

Post by Fanboy375 »

The Harbinger wrote:Who do you think is the stupidest, worst, or most annoying character in the entire Valiant Universe?

I'm gonna go with Sin Buster from Jurgens' Solar :roll: . Too many nonsensical lines.

I'll go with The Harbinger. Err... wait the people from the comics or the people from the board. LOL. Just throwing some noob crap around. LOL

How about dividing it up? Just because there are so many at the end that deserved the Worst Title!!!

Worst Pre-unity
Worst Unity to Chaos
Worst Chaos to Birthquake
Worst at the End
Worst VH2.

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Post by myron »

wait!...how about the psilords???? :wink: :P

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Post by siren3-4 »

How dare all of you !!!!

There is nothing bad about any Valiant character . . .


(join the hive mind)

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Post by Sven »

I know who the besst character isss...

--ahem--

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i actually kinda enjoyed uzi the clown. more than some characters, like almost every bad guy towards the end.
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Post by ManofTheAtom »

cinlach@aol.com wrote:ok...no one's mentioned blister from shadowman OR uzi the clown yet.

am i going to have to tender my resignation from this community??

uzi. the. clown.

worst. character. ever.
Forget Archer & Armstrong

Forget Quantum & Woody

VEI's new dysfuntional duo will be...

UZI and THE GOAT!! (guest starring the Legion of Super-Heroes)

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The GOAT was not part of the VALIANT universe.

Acclaim Comics = Acclaim Universe.

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ManofTheAtom wrote:
cinlach@aol.com wrote:ok...no one's mentioned blister from shadowman OR uzi the clown yet.

am i going to have to tender my resignation from this community??

uzi. the. clown.

worst. character. ever.
Forget Archer & Armstrong

Forget Quantum & Woody

VEI's new dysfuntional duo will be...

UZI and THE GOAT!! (guest starring the Legion of Super-Heroes)
only if uzi kills the goat and then himself with one of his uzi's.

if not, i'm really not interested.
WWSLJD, MF?

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Post by ManofTheAtom »

greg wrote:The GOAT was not part of the VALIANT universe.

Acclaim Comics = Acclaim Universe.

:thumb:
He was part of the DC, Acclaim, and Marvel universes, lol.

We're just LUCKY he didn't make it to VALIANT.

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ManofTheAtom wrote:From VALIANT, the gay bad guy who wanted to have sex with Solar.
:superstar: We have a winner!

Solar issues 53 and 54. :screwy: :insane: Seriously, what were they thinking?

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Second_Death wrote:
ManofTheAtom wrote:From VALIANT, the gay bad guy who wanted to have sex with Solar.
:superstar: We have a winner!

Solar issues 53 and 54. :screwy: :insane: Seriously, what were they thinking?
Jurgens was probably thinking that VALIANT must have been really desperate if they were going to pay him to write crap like that for the privilege of using his name to increase sales.

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Post by Byrneout »

Elveen wrote:
Tim Petty wrote:Doctor Eclipse

That is two votes for ole' Fred Bender. His early apps. were ok, later..... uggh!
At first, he was a cool, creepy villain.

Then (in my humble opinion) he began to take on the semblance of a poor man's Venom.


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