Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
I guess it's for comic dealers opening their weekly orders? 

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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
It's time for an Armstrong bottle opener.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
This had gotta be in the top ten of weirdest comic merchandise.
(waits for lots of pictures of weirder things)
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
+1depluto wrote:It's time for an Armstrong bottle opener.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
Defiant? did box cutters back in the day.
I wish their was a Spinal Tap comic, and I had a copy CGC graded at 11.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
I think they are pretty cool.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
It goes without saying that I want one.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
QFTnycjadie wrote:It goes without saying that I want one.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
if you think about it Shot Glasses are pretty weird also... so this doesn't seem that crazy an idea.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
Want. Wish I had this a couple of months ago for my move. Soooo many boxes!
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
jeremycoe wrote:He's always prepared for anything.

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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
I'm holding out for Ninjak folding swords. They can be labelled "Super Box Cutters" for legal reasons. You know...for like, um refrigerator boxes and the like 

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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
Well now, this is just ridiculous and going too far. And what mother would trust her baby's bottom to an unscented Ninja Baby Wipe?


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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
I think it is unscented for stealth reasons. If a baby smells like lavender or whatever you can smell it and it can't kill you from the shadows ninja style. Scented wipes makes a mockery of the whole idea of baby assassins.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
A better idea would have been to have the box cutter in the shape of a ninja star of minature katana......

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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
From Rufus' gallery...
Rufusharley wrote:Huggies Baby Rai variant.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
Has to be in the running for one of the more deadlier Valiant collectibles....
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
Went to my lcs and he had them set aside for me! I'm super stoked!!
I also got a pretty sweet Timewalker shelf talker.

I also got a pretty sweet Timewalker shelf talker.

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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
Huh, hadn't thought about the practical implications. You make a good point. Thanks.Spylocke wrote:I think it is unscented for stealth reasons. If a baby smells like lavender or whatever you can smell it and it can't kill you from the shadows ninja style. Scented wipes makes a mockery of the whole idea of baby assassins.
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
I forgot to mention that there was a humorous letter with the box cutters. I wish I had taken a picture of that too. If anyone gets their hands on the letter then please post it!
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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
I have to tell you, this post gets funnier every time I read it. That's effing hysterical.Spylocke wrote:I think it is unscented for stealth reasons. If a baby smells like lavender or whatever you can smell it and it can't kill you from the shadows ninja style. Scented wipes makes a mockery of the whole idea of baby assassins.



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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
Blood of Heroes wrote:From Rufus' gallery...
Rufusharley wrote:Huggies Baby Rai variant.

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Re: Just in... Ninjak box cutters. Not a joke.
+1jmatt wrote:I have to tell you, this post gets funnier every time I read it. That's effing hysterical.Spylocke wrote:I think it is unscented for stealth reasons. If a baby smells like lavender or whatever you can smell it and it can't kill you from the shadows ninja style. Scented wipes makes a mockery of the whole idea of baby assassins.![]()
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