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He's always prepared for anything.
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I guess it's for comic dealers opening their weekly orders? :idontknow:
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It's time for an Armstrong bottle opener.
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This had gotta be in the top ten of weirdest comic merchandise.

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depluto wrote:It's time for an Armstrong bottle opener.
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Defiant? did box cutters back in the day.
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I think they are pretty cool.
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It goes without saying that I want one.
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nycjadie wrote:It goes without saying that I want one.
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if you think about it Shot Glasses are pretty weird also... so this doesn't seem that crazy an idea.

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Want. Wish I had this a couple of months ago for my move. Soooo many boxes!
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jeremycoe wrote:He's always prepared for anything.
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I'm holding out for Ninjak folding swords. They can be labelled "Super Box Cutters" for legal reasons. You know...for like, um refrigerator boxes and the like :wink:
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Well now, this is just ridiculous and going too far. And what mother would trust her baby's bottom to an unscented Ninja Baby Wipe?

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I think it is unscented for stealth reasons. If a baby smells like lavender or whatever you can smell it and it can't kill you from the shadows ninja style. Scented wipes makes a mockery of the whole idea of baby assassins.
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A better idea would have been to have the box cutter in the shape of a ninja star of minature katana......
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From Rufus' gallery...
Rufusharley wrote:Huggies Baby Rai variant. ;)

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Has to be in the running for one of the more deadlier Valiant collectibles....
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Went to my lcs and he had them set aside for me! I'm super stoked!! :clap:

I also got a pretty sweet Timewalker shelf talker. :thumb:
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Spylocke wrote:I think it is unscented for stealth reasons. If a baby smells like lavender or whatever you can smell it and it can't kill you from the shadows ninja style. Scented wipes makes a mockery of the whole idea of baby assassins.
Huh, hadn't thought about the practical implications. You make a good point. Thanks.
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I forgot to mention that there was a humorous letter with the box cutters. I wish I had taken a picture of that too. If anyone gets their hands on the letter then please post it!
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Spylocke wrote:I think it is unscented for stealth reasons. If a baby smells like lavender or whatever you can smell it and it can't kill you from the shadows ninja style. Scented wipes makes a mockery of the whole idea of baby assassins.
I have to tell you, this post gets funnier every time I read it. That's effing hysterical. :lol: :lol: :clap:
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Blood of Heroes wrote:From Rufus' gallery...
Rufusharley wrote:Huggies Baby Rai variant. ;)

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jmatt wrote:
Spylocke wrote:I think it is unscented for stealth reasons. If a baby smells like lavender or whatever you can smell it and it can't kill you from the shadows ninja style. Scented wipes makes a mockery of the whole idea of baby assassins.
I have to tell you, this post gets funnier every time I read it. That's effing hysterical. :lol: :lol: :clap:
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