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muzzsucker · Post by **muzzsucker** » Wed May 17, 2006 6:36 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-most-penultimat ... dZViewItem

I don't think he even knows what penultimate means

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Wed May 17, 2006 6:39 pm

muzzsucker wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/The-most-penultimat ... dZViewItem

I don't think he even knows what penultimate means

I'll bet he thinks it means 300 bucks.

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Wed May 17, 2006 7:02 pm

Jeez.... someone should e-mail this seller, ask them if this comic comes with a hooker and a free (place your own sexual euphamism here.)

-slym

Rubiks-Q-Bert · Post by **Rubiks-Q-Bert** » Wed May 17, 2006 7:50 pm

slym2none wrote:Jeez.... someone should e-mail this seller, ask them if this comic comes with a hooker and a free (place your own sexual euphamism here.)

-slym

I will let you know what she/he says.

To: mind-candy
From: v-g-junkie
Item: The most penultimate important VALIANT comic MRF 0 (6630758998)
Subject: General question about this item Question about shipping for this item Question about how to pay for this item Question about combined shipping for multiple items

Does it come with a free blowjob? If it does not then it's just a TAD over priced.

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slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Wed May 17, 2006 7:54 pm

Rubiks-Q-Bert wrote:
slym2none wrote:Jeez.... someone should e-mail this seller, ask them if this comic comes with a hooker and a free (place your own sexual euphamism here.)

-slym
I will let you know what she/he says.

To: mind-candy
From: v-g-junkie
Item: The most penultimate important VALIANT comic MRF 0 (6630758998)
Subject: General question about this item Question about shipping for this item Question about how to pay for this item Question about combined shipping for multiple items

Does it come with a free blowjob? If it does not then it's just a TAD over priced.

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Oh, *SQUEE*.........

-slym

Technique · Post by **Technique** » Wed May 17, 2006 7:57 pm

slym2none wrote:
Rubiks-Q-Bert wrote:
slym2none wrote:Jeez.... someone should e-mail this seller, ask them if this comic comes with a hooker and a free (place your own sexual euphamism here.)

-slym
I will let you know what she/he says.

To: mind-candy
From: v-g-junkie
Item: The most penultimate important VALIANT comic MRF 0 (6630758998)
Subject: General question about this item Question about shipping for this item Question about how to pay for this item Question about combined shipping for multiple items

Does it come with a free blowjob? If it does not then it's just a TAD over priced.

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Oh, *SKREE*.........

-slym

BALLS!!!

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:01 pm

Technique wrote:BALLS!!!

This kid has brass ones.......

-slym

Rubiks-Q-Bert · Post by **Rubiks-Q-Bert** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:03 pm

slym2none wrote:Jeez.... someone should e-mail this seller, ask them if this comic comes with a hooker and a free (place your own sexual euphamism here.)

-slym

I just wish I would have thought of it first.

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:05 pm

Hey, I'm an idea man...

Maybe the new VALIANT needs some idea men???

-slym (would move to NYC to work for Dino and co.)

Technique · Post by **Technique** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:08 pm

slym2none wrote:Hey, I'm an idea man...

Maybe the new VALIANT needs some idea men???

-slym (would move to NYC to work for Dino and co.)

Did he move to NY? I thought that he was still in LA.

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:23 pm

Technique wrote:
slym2none wrote:Hey, I'm an idea man...

Maybe the new VALIANT needs some idea men???

-slym (would move to NYC to work for Dino and co.)
Did he move to NY? I thought that he was still in LA.

I dunno, I am just assuming the new VALIANT office will be where the old VALIANT office was, in NYC.

-slym

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:43 pm

Rubiks-Q-Bert wrote:
slym2none wrote:Jeez.... someone should e-mail this seller, ask them if this comic comes with a hooker and a free (place your own sexual euphamism here.)

-slym
I will let you know what she/he says.

To: mind-candy
From: v-g-junkie
Item: The most penultimate important VALIANT comic MRF 0 (6630758998)
Subject: General question about this item Question about shipping for this item Question about how to pay for this item Question about combined shipping for multiple items

Does it come with a free blowjob? If it does not then it's just a TAD over priced.

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I always get the haughtiest responses to e-mails I send like that.

One guy wants to sell books for $10 S&H...one comic...and I asked him if he was high.

He responded saying he was "disturbed" by the "implication of drug use."

Rubiks-Q-Bert · Post by **Rubiks-Q-Bert** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:06 pm

slym2none wrote:Jeez.... someone should e-mail this seller, ask them if this comic comes with a hooker and a free (place your own sexual euphamism here.)

Hey, I'm an idea man...

Maybe the new VALIANT needs some idea men???

-slym (would move to NYC to work for Dino and co.)

With ideas like that I am sure you would be hired right away.

Technique · Post by **Technique** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:59 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-most-penultimat ... 6630758998

Let's see who has the itchiest trigger finger...

Rubiks-Q-Bert · Post by **Rubiks-Q-Bert** » Thu May 18, 2006 7:54 am

muzzsucker wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/The-most-penultimat ... dZViewItem

I don't think he even knows what penultimate means

Ya need to catch up to things around here Tech. You're a little behind. About 14 posts behind.

Rubiks-Q-Bert · Post by **Rubiks-Q-Bert** » Thu May 18, 2006 9:00 am

This just seemed like a bad thing that he could get sued over. Here is the actual auction. Scroll down a bit to where it says TO GET INFO ABOUT VALIANT COMICS

http://cgi.ebay.com/VALIANT-1-S-COLLECT ... dZViewItem

jedimarley · Post by **jedimarley** » Fri May 19, 2006 4:41 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/Bloodshot-1_W0QQite ... dZViewItem

Sorry. I had to do it.

(jk)

Rubiks-Q-Bert · Post by **Rubiks-Q-Bert** » Fri May 19, 2006 5:39 pm

jedimarley wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Bloodshot-1_W0QQite ... dZViewItem

Sorry. I had to do it.

(jk)

Don't be sorry when you are right. Paying cover for that is ludacris.

Technique · Post by **Technique** » Sat May 20, 2006 11:14 am

Rubiks-Q-Bert wrote:
muzzsucker wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/The-most-penultimat ... dZViewItem

I don't think he even knows what penultimate means
Ya need to catch up to things around here Tech. You're a little behind. About 14 posts behind.

Oops, my bad. I even commented on it and everything

Somehow I didn't connect the two when I stumbled across it.

jedimarley · Post by **jedimarley** » Sat May 20, 2006 11:15 am

Technique wrote:
Rubiks-Q-Bert wrote:
muzzsucker wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/The-most-penultimat ... dZViewItem

I don't think he even knows what penultimate means
Ya need to catch up to things around here Tech. You're a little behind. About 14 posts behind.
Oops, my bad. I even commented on it and everything

Somehow I didn't connect the two when I stumbled across it.

Noob.

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sat May 20, 2006 11:34 am

Technique wrote:
Rubiks-Q-Bert wrote:
muzzsucker wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/The-most-penultimat ... dZViewItem

I don't think he even knows what penultimate means
Ya need to catch up to things around here Tech. You're a little behind. About 14 posts behind.
Oops, my bad. I even commented on it and everything

Somehow I didn't connect the two when I stumbled across it.

Did anyone have the heart to define the word "penultimate" for the poor guy....?

Technique · Post by **Technique** » Sat May 20, 2006 11:56 am

jedimarley wrote:
Technique wrote:
Rubiks-Q-Bert wrote:
muzzsucker wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/The-most-penultimat ... dZViewItem

I don't think he even knows what penultimate means
Ya need to catch up to things around here Tech. You're a little behind. About 14 posts behind.
Oops, my bad. I even commented on it and everything

Somehow I didn't connect the two when I stumbled across it.
Noob.

XOUnityLord, called me a noob once,........... once

jedimarley · Post by **jedimarley** » Sat May 20, 2006 4:40 pm

Technique wrote:
jedimarley wrote:
Technique wrote:
Rubiks-Q-Bert wrote:
muzzsucker wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/The-most-penultimat ... dZViewItem

I don't think he even knows what penultimate means
Ya need to catch up to things around here Tech. You're a little behind. About 14 posts behind.
Oops, my bad. I even commented on it and everything

Somehow I didn't connect the two when I stumbled across it.
Noob.
XOUnityLord, called me a noob once,........... once

Technique · Post by **Technique** » Sat May 20, 2006 6:15 pm

jedimarley wrote:
Technique wrote:
jedimarley wrote:
Technique wrote:
Rubiks-Q-Bert wrote:
muzzsucker wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/The-most-penultimat ... dZViewItem

I don't think he even knows what penultimate means
Ya need to catch up to things around here Tech. You're a little behind. About 14 posts behind.
Oops, my bad. I even commented on it and everything

Somehow I didn't connect the two when I stumbled across it.
Noob.
XOUnityLord, called me a noob once,........... once

GJB · Post by **GJB** » Sat May 20, 2006 11:46 pm

Am I missing something?

http://cgi.ebay.com/MAGNUS-ROBOT-FIGHTE ... dZViewItem