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What's in the Box?!?!?

Post by BugsySig »

Post any and all theories as to what's in "The Box" from THE VALIANT in this thread.

The wilder the better :D
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I'll go first...

...Jimmy Hoffa?
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Marsellus Wallace's virginity. Somebody *SQUEE* him (like a *SQUEE*) and Bloodshot had to get it back.
Also Jules and Vincent were on vacation.

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The Goat
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Poyo.
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A portal into another universe that may or may not be VH1 or 2 or just a random alternate earth

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What's in the box?

Probably second box.

What we really want to know is what's in that one. :hm:

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Maybe it's just really fancy stationery.
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It's my last quarter bag from college can someone grab it for me.

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Valiant's version of the Ultimate Nullifier? Not exactly, but an extinction level weapon?

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Bad Eggs?


I really have no idea what it could be. I am thinking something left over from Unit Y in WWII era maybe? Something related to Divinity? I have been racking my brain on it every now and then.

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Bone-A-Fach-ee wrote:Valiant's version of the Ultimate Nullifier? Not exactly, but an extinction level weapon?
The Boon...? :hm:

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bygranddesign wrote:
Bone-A-Fach-ee wrote:Valiant's version of the Ultimate Nullifier? Not exactly, but an extinction level weapon?
The Boon...? :hm:
Can't be in it if it's also out of it...check the Valiant #4 preview...
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greg wrote:What's in the box?

Probably second box.

What we really want to know is what's in that one. :hm:
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Hard to speculate because we don't really know why they want it so badly.

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Come on guys will know what it is it's a bunch of guys standing around the box when else could it be? It's Eric appears completely naked ready to pop out of it for the Eternal Warriors very first bachelor party! And then when she realizes that it's for an old guy with scars all over his face she's going to tap in to the energy from the Boon and she's going to merge all three universes so she can gain the ultimate power over Colin King.! I mean really what other explanation is there? LOL

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I don't know what's in the box but I bet it (the box) is bigger on the inside. :wink:
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Chiclo wrote:
greg wrote:What's in the box?

Probably second box.

What we really want to know is what's in that one. :hm:
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BugsySig wrote:
bygranddesign wrote:
Bone-A-Fach-ee wrote:Valiant's version of the Ultimate Nullifier? Not exactly, but an extinction level weapon?
The Boon...? :hm:
Can't be in it if it's also out of it...check the Valiant #4 preview...
just saw it now ... wow ... :o

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:hm: I'm gonna go with a case of retail boxes of properly proportioned official Valiant 7" action figures. :?

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It's not Vine because Livewire didn't recognize the tech.
The original spot Bloodshot picked it up from looked like a crash site considering the way it looked "dumped" there.
Neville's MI6 has been looking for it for a long time.
PRS was also after it.
Box can't be opened by any normal means, so they're recruiting a code breaker/guy who can open anything to try.

Is it also from the Faraway? Could be future tech. Could be something very old. Haven't seen Ivar in any of the images, so it's probably not something that he brought back for them.

Brute strength won't kill Flay. What will? That's what's in the box - a tool that will turn the tide. He's like an element of nature himself, the way he breaks down and regrows like a mutated weed - even has a weed root look going on.
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Just saw this on re-inspection of the box: "This plaque is to commemorate the brave pirates who gave their lives to keep this box safe from the Robot Menace. Lest we forget…"

One of my favorite episodes. Name it and you'll know what's inside.

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Schrodingers cat of course. But is it alive or dead?!
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Phoenix8008 wrote:Schrodingers cat of course. But is it alive or dead?!
Yes!


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