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Call your comics Val-Ain't:

They ain't Valiant comics

What you've done ain't right

I ain't buying any of the sh!t you put out, even if it comes with a coupon for free sex with a supermodel.
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X-O HoboJoe wrote:Call your comics Val-Ain't:

They ain't Valiant comics

What you've done ain't right

I ain't buying any of the sh!t you put out, even if it comes with a coupon for free sex with a supermodel.
Yeah, if you cut the coupon out it isn't NM anymore!
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X-O HoboJoe wrote:Call your comics Val-Ain't:

They ain't Valiant comics

What you've done ain't right

I ain't buying any of the sh!t you put out, even if it comes with a coupon for free sex with a supermodel.
Free sex with a supermodel......
:think:
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jedimarley wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Call your comics Val-Ain't:

They ain't Valiant comics

What you've done ain't right

I ain't buying any of the sh!t you put out, even if it comes with a coupon for free sex with a supermodel.
Free sex with a supermodel......
:think:
And knowing VIP, they would get a knock off super model like Rosanne Barr!

-j
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Rosanne Barr :lol:

I should know better than to read the posts while sipping a cup 'o joe
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architect wrote:
jedimarley wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Call your comics Val-Ain't:

They ain't Valiant comics

What you've done ain't right

I ain't buying any of the sh!t you put out, even if it comes with a coupon for free sex with a supermodel.
Free sex with a supermodel......
:think:
And knowing VIP, they would get a knock off super model like Rosanne Barr!

-j
Then to torture you further, Rosanne would force you to listen to her sing that awful rendition of the National Anthem again.
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Post by X-O HoboJoe »

This just in: All Val-Ain't first issues will come with:

A. A "Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits" CD

B. A ticket to a Steve Gutnenberg Film Festival

C. A Rely tampon

D. A tomato-juice whirlpool bath with any homeless person of your choice.

They're really going all out with this in true Val-Ain't style.
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And neither would the supermodel once I am done with her.

:lol: :lol:
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X-O HoboJoe wrote:This just in: All Val-Ain't first issues will come with:

A. A "Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits" CD

B. A ticket to a Steve Gutnenberg Film Festival

C. A Rely tampon

D. A tomato-juice whirlpool bath with any homeless person of your choice.

They're really going all out with this in true Val-Ain't style.
:lol:
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Man, Steve Gutenberg has disappeared, too. Whatever happened to that guy?

I liked Cocoon and Short Circuit.

Can't believe I just admitted that. :oops:
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depluto wrote:Man, Steve Gutenberg has disappeared, too. Whatever happened to that guy?

I liked Cocoon and Short Circuit.

Can't believe I just admitted that. :oops:
Maybe that's why everyone's so *SQUEE*?

WTF is an insurgent?
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Post by Technique »

X-O HoboJoe wrote:
WTF is an insurgent?
I'll send one of mine over to show you :thumb:
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depluto wrote:Man, Steve Gutenberg has disappeared, too. Whatever happened to that guy?

I liked Cocoon and Short Circuit.

Can't believe I just admitted that. :oops:
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depluto wrote:Man, Steve Gutenberg has disappeared, too. Whatever happened to that guy?

I liked Cocoon and Short Circuit.

Can't believe I just admitted that. :oops:
Three Man and a Baby was actually pretty good :oops:
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Post by X-O HoboJoe »

Technique wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:
WTF is an insurgent?
I'll send one of mine over to show you :thumb:
Send the Amish variant.
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Just what we need ... suicide wagon-bombers.
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depluto wrote:Just what we need ... suicide wagon-bombers.
They'll all get together and build a barn for you, and then they'll blow it up :thumb:
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depluto wrote:Just what we need ... suicide wagon-bombers.
That would reaaalllly fook with the Saudi's :lol:
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Post by X-O HoboJoe »

Technique wrote:
depluto wrote:Just what we need ... suicide wagon-bombers.
They'll all get together and build a barn for you, and then they'll blow it up :thumb:
"Aye, th' barn went down like a NuYawk *SQUEE* fer th' English, it did."
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architect wrote:
jedimarley wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Call your comics Val-Ain't:

They ain't Valiant comics

What you've done ain't right

I ain't buying any of the sh!t you put out, even if it comes with a coupon for free sex with a supermodel.
Free sex with a supermodel......
:think:
And knowing VIP, they would get a knock off super model like Rosanne Barr!

-j
Rosanne? Everybody his/her own fetish I guess...
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Redtrax wrote:
architect wrote:
jedimarley wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Call your comics Val-Ain't:

They ain't Valiant comics

What you've done ain't right

I ain't buying any of the sh!t you put out, even if it comes with a coupon for free sex with a supermodel.
Free sex with a supermodel......
:think:
And knowing VIP, they would get a knock off super model like Rosanne Barr!

-j
Rosanne? Everybody his/her own fetish I guess...
More like a nightmare!
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Post by depluto »

Knightt_333 wrote:What's wrong with Rosanne ? She is pretty hot after the surgery and stuff.

Boooo-tay.
:o

*SQUEE*, you'd need two stormtrooper masks, one for you in case her's falls off!
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:lol:
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Post by X-O HoboJoe »

Knightt_333 wrote:What's wrong with Rosanne ? She is pretty hot after the surgery and stuff.

Boooo-tay.
Rosanne Barr's A TRANSSEXUAL?

You know it's true; you just read it on the internet.
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Post by depluto »

Knightt_333 wrote:Seriously though... who would not *SKREE* Rosanne Barr ?
I would *SQUEE* Tom Arnold in the *SQUEE*. Not because I'm gay or even find him attractive ... I just want him to feel PAIN.
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