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Ceiling Cat · Post by **Ceiling Cat** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:21 am

leonmallett wrote:
Ceiling Cat wrote:
leonmallett wrote:Does Ceiling cat offer helpful advice outside of his "area of expertise"?
What can i help you with?...
Well, I am concerned my back issue comic habit is out of hand. At first I thought I could handle it - an issue here, an issue there - but now I have boxes of stuff arriving almost every day. Barely a day goes by without more back issues. I think my problem is out of control. I even bought some early 90's Image comics recently. Can you help me Ceiling Cat? What is your advice?

First of all, greatings to my readers across the pond! Glad to hear the Limey's are interested in CC's advice. But...more to your concern...I
wouldn't worry just yet. My grandcater used to say " If you've got 2 claws on a mouse, don't bother with cardboard box".....Now what he was really trying to say is anyones guess, but i would like to apply it here. One comic a day is ok. Even two comics a day is fine. But if you are doing three or more a day, you might want to stop and reassess what you are trying to accomplish. After all, what is life but an opertunity... to improve yourself;)

leonmallett · Post by **leonmallett** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:20 am

Ceiling Cat wrote:
leonmallett wrote:
Ceiling Cat wrote:
leonmallett wrote:Does Ceiling cat offer helpful advice outside of his "area of expertise"?
What can i help you with?...
Well, I am concerned my back issue comic habit is out of hand. At first I thought I could handle it - an issue here, an issue there - but now I have boxes of stuff arriving almost every day. Barely a day goes by without more back issues. I think my problem is out of control. I even bought some early 90's Image comics recently. Can you help me Ceiling Cat? What is your advice?
First of all, greatings to my readers across the pond! Glad to hear the Limey's are interested in CC's advice. But...more to your concern...I
wouldn't worry just yet. My grandcater used to say " If you've got 2 claws on a mouse, don't bother with cardboard box".....Now what he was really trying to say is anyones guess, but i would like to apply it here. One comic a day is ok. Even two comics a day is fine. But if you are doing three or more a day, you might want to stop and reassess what you are trying to accomplish. After all, what is life but an opertunity... to improve yourself;)

Thank you for the advice Ceiling Cat. Perhaps we can have a thread for your to answer and advise on the problems board members face in life using your particular vantage point to offer an alternative view. I am sure at times you would want a differnt vantage point, or do you enjoy watching?

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:10 am

Knightt wrote:
cobra_commander wrote:
Knightt wrote:
cobra_commander wrote:
depluto wrote:*SQUEE*.
Nobody *SQUEE* with my boy Ceiling cat!
FAG

Oh hey, I thought it was name calling day....

Maybe in Arizona

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:13 am

Cripes, don't we ever sleep?

-slym

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:23 am

slym2none wrote:Cripes, don't we ever sleep?

-slym

Check out the Saddle up thread...I'm not sleeping after that statement by Zeph

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:03 am

slym2none wrote:If you have to pay $ for pu$$y, I don't want it. As I have said, I have standards... maybe no morals, but definitely standards.

-slym (pays the other way - with flesh and blood)

Er...thats called marriage

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:04 am

leonmallett wrote:
Ceiling Cat wrote:
leonmallett wrote:
Ceiling Cat wrote:
leonmallett wrote:Does Ceiling cat offer helpful advice outside of his "area of expertise"?
What can i help you with?...
Well, I am concerned my back issue comic habit is out of hand. At first I thought I could handle it - an issue here, an issue there - but now I have boxes of stuff arriving almost every day. Barely a day goes by without more back issues. I think my problem is out of control. I even bought some early 90's Image comics recently. Can you help me Ceiling Cat? What is your advice?
First of all, greatings to my readers across the pond! Glad to hear the Limey's are interested in CC's advice. But...more to your concern...I
wouldn't worry just yet. My grandcater used to say " If you've got 2 claws on a mouse, don't bother with cardboard box".....Now what he was really trying to say is anyones guess, but i would like to apply it here. One comic a day is ok. Even two comics a day is fine. But if you are doing three or more a day, you might want to stop and reassess what you are trying to accomplish. After all, what is life but an opertunity... to improve yourself;)
Thank you for the advice Ceiling Cat. Perhaps we can have a thread for your to answer and advise on the problems board members face in life using your particular vantage point to offer an alternative view. I am sure at times you would want a differnt vantage point, or do you enjoy watching?

How much can Ceiling cat know about somebody by watching them spank one out?

jedimarley · Post by **jedimarley** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:03 am

cobra_commander wrote: How much can Ceiling cat know about somebody by watching them spank one out?

Sock or no sock?

Ceiling Cat · Post by **Ceiling Cat** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:04 pm

cobra_commander wrote: How much can Ceiling cat know about somebody by watching them spank one out?

I have papers published in JAMA and in the British Journal of Psychology.

Ceiling Cat · Post by **Ceiling Cat** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:08 pm

It's actually Dr. Ceiling Cat.

But i try not to toot my own horn (so to speak)

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:13 pm

Ceiling Cat wrote:But i try not to toot my own horn (so to speak)

Do you have somebody watching you in your ceiling when you do?

-slym

Elveen · Post by **Elveen** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:14 pm

Ceiling Cat wrote:It's actually Dr. Ceiling Cat.

But i try not to toot my own horn (so to speak)

you just watch others do "it".....

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:16 pm

Elveen wrote:
Ceiling Cat wrote:It's actually Dr. Ceiling Cat.

But i try not to toot my own horn (so to speak)

you just watch others do "it".....

My line is better.

-slym

childres · Post by **childres** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:07 pm

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:37 pm

cobra_commander wrote:
slym2none wrote:Cripes, don't we ever sleep?

-slym
Check out the Saddle up thread...I'm not sleeping after that statement by Zeph

Which one.....?

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:05 pm

I'm begining to think this celing cat isn't a real user . . .

depluto · Post by **depluto** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:09 pm

I think it's Rufus.

leonmallett · Post by **leonmallett** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:09 pm

siren3-4 wrote:I'm begining to think this celing cat isn't a real user . . .

I don't know, the posts seem real enough. You don't think someone is trying to hoddwink us? Nah!

Ceiling Cat - listen nnot to siren3-4's suggestion, you are a real and valued contributor. Actually, have you posted your view on Vh1 vs VH2 or VEI vs VIP or even post-Unity yet?

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:17 pm

My money's on Cobra Commander as the brains behind Ceiling Cat.

-slym

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:31 pm

slym2none wrote:My money's on Cobra Commander as the brains behind Ceiling Cat.

-slym

wait . . . who was the bad guy with the cat on Inspector Gadget ?

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:41 pm

That would be Dr. Claw.

-slym

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:51 am

Ceiling Cat wrote:Well, just wanted to introduce myself and i look forward to filling in some holes in my collection.

(oh, and i might be watching a couple of you guys tonight...heh, heh, heh..

I bet your favourite song is Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

-slym

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:28 am

All I know is Ceiling cat is a good friend of Hobo's....now don't get me wrong....Ceiling cat ROCKS!.....but what does this tell you about Hobo?

...Hobo is gonna kill me for this

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:32 am

slym2none wrote:

"I'll get you working class America!...if its the last thing I do!"

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:17 pm

cobra_commander wrote:

"I'll get you working class America!...if its the last thing I do!"

-slym

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