Magnus Statue from Dark Horse

IMJ · Post by **IMJ** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:45 pm

He belongs in a collection with the Tacky Stretchoid Warriors.... or maybe Stretch Armstrong. The forgotton brother of Magnus: Spam Fighter.

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:59 pm

More from Dark Horse about the next line of statues which they are planning...

"In the very early stages of the Cenozoic era, primitive man used to mold statues or 'figures' of themselves out of their own excrement. We at Dark Horse have tried to basically imitate this with a continuation of this form of sculpting. As a result our next line of statues will be made fresh out of human faeces.The best way that I can describe them is 'primitive but charming'"

hillmanthe2nd · Post by **hillmanthe2nd** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:29 am

Ryan wrote:*jaw drops* ..what.. is ... THAT?!?!

The texture aside, there are some serious issues about anatomy that need to be discussed with the artist who created this. I mean unless Magnus just took a dip in the arctic sea, his boys should be swinging freely in the wind....

bamaphilosopher · Post by **bamaphilosopher** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:51 am

LOL...so what do you guys really think? I'm confused by your unclear messages regarding this product.

Sean Chen · Post by **Sean Chen** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:29 am

What gets me is that this thing is about 5 inches tall. 50 bucks is a lot to pay for a statue that size let alone being mass produced and intentionally crappy.

I can make one of those for you guys tomorow. I just have to remember not to flush.

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:45 am

Sean Chen wrote:What gets me is that this thing is about 5 inches tall. 50 bucks is a lot to pay for a statue that size let alone being mass produced and intentionally crappy.

I can make one of those for you guys tomorow. I just have to remember not to flush.

-slym (can't improve on that)

Chiclo · Post by **Chiclo** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:08 am

I did not think it would be possible for me to think Sean Chen was any cooler.

That's what I get for thinking.

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:42 am

Hahaha...way to go Sean. That pretty much sums it up.

Vault-Keeper · Post by **Vault-Keeper** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:19 am

Sean Chen wrote:What gets me is that this thing is about 5 inches tall. 50 bucks is a lot to pay for a statue that size let alone being mass produced and intentionally crappy.

I can make one of those for you guys tomorow. I just have to remember not to flush.

That explains it....it's the Deathmate version of Magnus!