What do you do?

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:46 pm

X-O HoboJoe wrote:Yeah, I heard you and Knightt gave seminars on being a "cunnilingus Jedi" at the NY Con.

Well, I did most of the talking.... Knightt had his mouth full.

-slym

jedimarley · Post by **jedimarley** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:26 am

slym2none wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Yeah, I heard you and Knightt gave seminars on being a "cunnilingus Jedi" at the NY Con.
Well, I did most of the talking.... Knightt had his mouth full.

-slym

WTF?

Phantom · Post by **Phantom** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:14 am

Design and Teachnology Teacher.
Also am a builder, having just build a loft conversion on my own home.
Father, my baby Lilou is just 3 months old
Home Brewer, puts hairs on your chest.

myron · Post by **myron** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:49 am

Phantom wrote:Design and Teachnology Teacher.
Also am a builder, having just build a loft conversion on my own home.
Father, my baby Lilou is just 3 months old
Home Brewer, puts hairs on your chest.

I'm a Zymurgist...well, not since my twins were born, but I still have all my stuff...grain mill, lautertun, wort chiller etc. Gotta get back into it this summer....maybe have my kids help me out.

Phantom · Post by **Phantom** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:31 am

That was a big word. Not used to more than two syliables. Had to look it up in the dictonary.
Zymurgist ~ Well it takes one to know one.
Any one drunk the valiant ale?

Phantom · Post by **Phantom** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:32 am

Anyone get drunk on the valiant ale?

X-O HoboJoe · Post by **X-O HoboJoe** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:32 am

Technique wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Endocrinology Researcher and Thread-Hijacker.
Do you handle lots of urine?

Nope. Guess you wouldn't like my job.

X-O HoboJoe · Post by **X-O HoboJoe** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:34 am

dsire50 wrote:Program Contol Engineering Consultant for cleanup and disposal of nuclear waste and spent nuclear fuel

That sounds like a big-time headache job.

X-O HoboJoe · Post by **X-O HoboJoe** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:36 am

Still waiting for some WAG to post "chicks."

X-O HoboJoe · Post by **X-O HoboJoe** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:40 am

jedimarley wrote:
slym2none wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Yeah, I heard you and Knightt gave seminars on being a "cunnilingus Jedi" at the NY Con.
Well, I did most of the talking.... Knightt had his mouth full.

-slym
WTF?

Did anyone show the "Red Badge of Courage?"

Zaphod · Post by **Zaphod** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:34 am

Phone Jockey for a large format printer line.

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:32 pm

slym2none wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Yeah, I heard you and Knightt gave seminars on being a "cunnilingus Jedi" at the NY Con.
Well, I did most of the talking.... Knightt had his mouth full.

-slym

Phew.

How's about maybe keepin' it a little more PG-13 around here...? Please....?

Sorry to be a prude, but....ya know, there's kids reading this site.

ya know?

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:33 pm

Oh, and as for what I do...I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

(come on, three pages, and no one said it...?

)

Unblessed · Post by **Unblessed** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:56 pm

"It's G-14 classified."

Knightt · Post by **Knightt** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:04 pm

We still have a G-14 branch ?

cjv · Post by **cjv** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:56 pm

To answer my own question -

reserach entomologist/ecologist

(working on a grant application right now, wish me luck!)

Chris

X-O HoboJoe · Post by **X-O HoboJoe** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:17 pm

cjv wrote:To answer my own question -

reserach entomologist/ecologist

(working on a grant application right now, wish me luck!)

Chris

on the grant, hope you get a good #.

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:14 pm

jedimarley wrote:
slym2none wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Yeah, I heard you and Knightt gave seminars on being a "cunnilingus Jedi" at the NY Con.
Well, I did most of the talking.... Knightt had his mouth full.

-slym
WTF?

Not YOU, jedi... the honorific is being used this time, not your name. Sorry for any confusion.

And don't act so surprised, you were the "head" coach.....

(ducks and runs)

-slym

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:17 pm

ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
slym2none wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Yeah, I heard you and Knightt gave seminars on being a "cunnilingus Jedi" at the NY Con.
Well, I did most of the talking.... Knightt had his mouth full.

-slym
Phew.

How's about maybe keepin' it a little more PG-13 around here...? Please....?

Sorry to be a prude, but....ya know, there's kids reading this site.

ya know?

All these words would get past any PG-13 filter. The usage, maybe not... then again, we could be posting box-licker or rug-muncher or even Y-diver. We could, but we won't. We have more class than that.

-slym (who's a kid around here? Even jaknife is over 18)

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:17 pm

ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:(come on, three pages, and no one said it...? )

Prude.

-slym

Knightt · Post by **Knightt** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:11 pm

slym2none wrote:
jedimarley wrote:
slym2none wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Yeah, I heard you and Knightt gave seminars on being a "cunnilingus Jedi" at the NY Con.
Well, I did most of the talking.... Knightt had his mouth full.

-slym
WTF?
Not YOU, jedi... the honorific is being used this time, not your name. Sorry for any confusion.

And don't act so surprised, you were the "head" coach.....

(ducks and runs)

-slym

I have target on infra-red at 4300 meters. Engaging laze device... I have a good 'lock'... launch cruise missle on my mark... 4... 3... 2... abort abort... bah, I think I am gonna go with the knife or big rock... maybe my boots.

jedimarley · Post by **jedimarley** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:57 pm

Knightt wrote:
slym2none wrote:
jedimarley wrote:
slym2none wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Yeah, I heard you and Knightt gave seminars on being a "cunnilingus Jedi" at the NY Con.
Well, I did most of the talking.... Knightt had his mouth full.

-slym
WTF?
Not YOU, jedi... the honorific is being used this time, not your name. Sorry for any confusion.

And don't act so surprised, you were the "head" coach.....

(ducks and runs)

-slym
I have target on infra-red at 4300 meters. Engaging laze device... I have a good 'lock'... launch cruise missle on my mark... 4... 3... 2... abort abort... bah, I think I am gonna go with the knife or big rock... maybe my boots.

Shoot him again!

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:06 pm

Knightt wrote:
slym2none wrote:
jedimarley wrote:
slym2none wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:Yeah, I heard you and Knightt gave seminars on being a "cunnilingus Jedi" at the NY Con.
Well, I did most of the talking.... Knightt had his mouth full.

-slym
WTF?
Not YOU, jedi... the honorific is being used this time, not your name. Sorry for any confusion.

And don't act so surprised, you were the "head" coach.....

(ducks and runs)

-slym
I have target on infra-red at 4300 meters. Engaging laze device... I have a good 'lock'... launch cruise missle on my mark... 4... 3... 2... abort abort... bah, I think I am gonna go with the knife or big rock... maybe my boots.

You must be looking after jedi for some reason... I said nothing untoward about you! *dodging and weaving*

(PSSST - it was Hobo! LOOK ABOVE)

-slym

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:08 pm

jedimarley wrote:Shoot him again!

Hasn't shot at me yet... he wants "wetworks" for some reason - and I know my joke wasn't THAT bad!

-slym (backed into a corner)

dsire50 · Post by **dsire50** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:37 pm

X-O HoboJoe wrote:
dsire50 wrote:Program Contol Engineering Consultant for cleanup and disposal of nuclear waste and spent nuclear fuel
That sounds like a big-time headache job.

Yeah, but I'm 55 and can retire whenever I get fed up enough.