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[Daniel Jackson]

It if was ever posted here before I must have missed it. Cause I sure don't remember anyone talking about it.

Well that is the sort of thing that the #1 has to do...you have to keep up this this stuff..this job isnt just about pushing around noobs, and throwing your weight around....You can just roll out of bed and toss out a couple of jokes....you gotta know stuff...if hobo toss out some new gay joke you gotta know...you need to know all the inside jokes and where they came from...why x-omatic and knight dint like each other...the username of all the DNV folks...if someone makes up a new abbreviation, you gotta know what it means...you're the leader now...

Hmm... I see. I had no idea it was that involved.

Oh yeah...all the young bucks will be gunnign for you trying to make a name for themselves..its tough being #1..

Ha, ha...maybe I should just concede....

be strong...you can do it..quiting is just what they want you to do..


we should bet to see who the next #1 will be...

You never know maybe someone will come out the blue and surprise everyone.

[Technique]

Ha, ha...maybe I should just concede....

Easy fix. You can just pick one of the following:

a. Stop using your current account and start a new one under the ID "DJ". Dawg would reclaim the mantle within minutes and you wouldn't have to worry about it any more.

b. Ask Greg to reset your post-count to some low number. Unfortunately you may have to go through that awkward "Bobbing for Layton's" phase again. The forum equivalent of puberty.

c. Ask Greg to delete your current account altogether, including every single one of your posts and every thread you ever started. Then you can make a "new" account called "Daniel Jackson". You can then act like a newb and ask all kinds of questions that have already been answered fifty or more times

[Daniel Jackson]

You can then act like a newb and ask all kinds of questions that have already been answered fifty or more times

Heh, heh. That one might be worth considering....

[myron]

Ha, ha...maybe I should just concede....

Easy fix. You can just pick one of the following:

a. Stop using your current account and start a new one under the ID "DJ". Dawg would reclaim the mantle within minutes and you wouldn't have to worry about it any more.

b. Ask Greg to reset your post-count to some low number. Unfortunately you may have to go through that awkward "Bobbing for Layton's" phase again. The forum equivalent of puberty.

c. Ask Greg to delete your current account altogether, including every single one of your posts and every thread you ever started. Then you can make a "new" account called "Daniel Jackson". You can then act like a newb and ask all kinds of questions that have already been answered fifty or more times

d. Pull a ZWH and stop posting for a couple of months (what did he call it?...sell imposed exile or something?

[Daniel Jackson]

Ha, ha...maybe I should just concede....

Easy fix. You can just pick one of the following:

a. Stop using your current account and start a new one under the ID "DJ". Dawg would reclaim the mantle within minutes and you wouldn't have to worry about it any more.

b. Ask Greg to reset your post-count to some low number. Unfortunately you may have to go through that awkward "Bobbing for Layton's" phase again. The forum equivalent of puberty.

c. Ask Greg to delete your current account altogether, including every single one of your posts and every thread you ever started. Then you can make a "new" account called "Daniel Jackson". You can then act like a newb and ask all kinds of questions that have already been answered fifty or more times

d. Pull a ZWH and stop posting for a couple of months (what did he call it?...sell imposed exile or something?

I think he said self-imposed hiatus.

[myron]

THAT'S IT!

[DawgPhan]

hiatus...


yep but Zeph did it right..he just left...no big post about leaving and how life is unfair and he cant take it anymore and he is never coming back...he just left. When he was ready...he came back...no grandstanding about leaving and then coming back and acting like nothing happened...

[ZephyrWasHOT!!]

Wow, I can't believe someone didn't point it out sooner.

I did, quite a while ago.

[ZephyrWasHOT!!]

Wow, I can't believe someone didn't point it out sooner.

I know that I have seen it on here before...or somewhere...I knew you could look only at the negatives if you wanted.

yeah...we've seen it here before...or else on the CGC boards at some point in time...not new...but definitely worth pointing out and bumping up every once in a while...

It if was ever posted here before I must have missed it. Cause I sure don't remember anyone talking about it.

Well that is the sort of thing that the #1 has to do...you have to keep up this this stuff..this job isnt just about pushing around noobs, and throwing your weight around....You can just roll out of bed and toss out a couple of jokes....you gotta know stuff...if hobo toss out some new gay joke you gotta know...you need to know all the inside jokes and where they came from...why x-omatic and knight dint like each other...the username of all the DNV folks...if someone makes up a new abbreviation, you gotta know what it means...you're the leader now...

Seriously, Deej, if you can't handle the pressure and responsibility of being #1, you're gonna have to step aside and let someone else have a go.

Some people just can't handle the big dog spot.

[Daniel Jackson]

Wow, I can't believe someone didn't point it out sooner.

I did, quite a while ago.

Sorry, I guess I wasn't paying attention.

[slym2none]

Now would be a good time for a "Number 2" joke . . .

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

[Daniel Jackson]

Now would be a good time for a "Number 2" joke . . .

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

That's more like it. Now make with the funny stuff.

[steverino]

Now would be a good time for a "Number 2" joke . . .

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

Yep. Your the jester. Wonder what the hell I am? Or should I even ask?

[X-O HoboJoe]

Now would be a good time for a "Number 2" joke . . .

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

Yep. Your the jester. Wonder what the hell I am? Or should I even ask?

I'm the Joker, you're the Smoker and who the hell knows who the Midnight Toker is . . .

[Daniel Jackson]

Now would be a good time for a "Number 2" joke . . .

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

Yep. Your the jester. Wonder what the hell I am? Or should I even ask?

It's probably for the best if you don't know.

[steverino]

Now would be a good time for a "Number 2" joke . . .

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

Yep. Your the jester. Wonder what the hell I am? Or should I even ask?

It's probably for the best if you don't know.

[steverino]

Now would be a good time for a "Number 2" joke . . .

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

Yep. Your the jester. Wonder what the hell I am? Or should I even ask?

I'm the Joker, you're the Smoker and who the hell knows who the Midnight Toker is . . .

Toker??? I know some tokers. I can get them if we need them. One thing's for sure, glaucoma doesn't bother them one bit.

[myron]

Now would be a good time for a "Number 2" joke . . .

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

Yep. Your the jester. Wonder what the hell I am? Or should I even ask?

I'm the Joker, you're the Smoker and who the hell knows who the Midnight Toker is . . .

Toker??? I know some tokers. I can get them if we need them. One thing's for sure, glaucoma doesn't bother them one bit.

I'm down with Steve Miller!

[ZephyrWasHOT!!]

Wow, I can't believe someone didn't point it out sooner.

I did, quite a while ago.

Sorry, I guess I wasn't paying attention.

Looks like my original post was wayyyy pre-crash. The post-crash appearances were by others, but I always mention Win every time.

[ZephyrWasHOT!!]

hiatus...


yep but Zeph did it right..he just left...no big post about leaving and how life is unfair and he cant take it anymore and he is never coming back...he just left. When he was ready...he came back...no grandstanding about leaving and then coming back and acting like nothing happened...

Yup...and it was a nice hiatus, too.

The conditions that caused it went away, so back I came.

But DON'T PUSH ME, or I will STOMP OFF in a HUFF and NEVER....I mean NEVER...come back to this place....AGAIN!

[DawgPhan]

Now would be a good time for a "Number 2" joke . . .

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

Yep. Your the jester. Wonder what the hell I am? Or should I even ask?

I'm the Joker, you're the Smoker and who the hell knows who the Midnight Toker is . . .

well there are 2 big Bob Marley fans on this board...

[X-O HoboJoe]

Now would be a good time for a "Number 2" joke . . .

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

Yep. Your the jester. Wonder what the hell I am? Or should I even ask?

I'm the Joker, you're the Smoker and who the hell knows who the Midnight Toker is . . .

Toker??? I know some tokers. I can get them if we need them. One thing's for sure, glaucoma doesn't bother them one bit.

Bring 'em to the next Mini-Con -- I been squinting a lot lately.

[steverino]

Where's Slym when you need him?

Is that all I am around here? Essentially, the court jester?

*sigh* Fine, I'll go put on my motley with cap and bells.........



-slym

Yep. Your the jester. Wonder what the hell I am? Or should I even ask?

I'm the Joker, you're the Smoker and who the hell knows who the Midnight Toker is . . .

Toker??? I know some tokers. I can get them if we need them. One thing's for sure, glaucoma doesn't bother them one bit.

Bring 'em to the next Mini-Con -- I been squinting a lot lately.

Sure thing. We'll take my truck. Joe's the designated driver. Hope he knows how to drive an automatic.

[speedracex]

Wow, this is a great tool, I just ran it on myself, i have 1 negative remark with is *SQUEE* because I refunded the guy, I also had 2 neutrals that I forgot about, 1 guy was like "perfect item, took long to recieve it", yeah buddy, im sure that was my fault

[slym2none]

I am going to start linking this in my auctions, as you can find my one negative and the response from the guy saying (basically) it was a mistake.





-slym (eBay ID pewter4144)