COUNTERFEIT VALIANTS ARE REAL! JJ CONFIRMED!

[slack]

I’d settle for some more counterfeit hearsay.

All the hearsay to date has actually been counterfeit.
The real hearsay is in a shoebox, jointly owned by Jim Shooter and Dinesh Shamdasani.

What exactly is in the shoe box?

PAIN.

On one hand we have Janet Jackson, a very credible original gangster source that may come out and verify counterfeit VH1 comics were made. On the other hand, we have PAIN in a shoebox jointly owned by Shooter and Dinesh.


Can things get any crazier or make less sense?….

Keep in mind, the pain in the shoebox is just hearsay, but it is real hearsay. All prior hearsay has been counterfeit

[ManofTheAtom]

I’d settle for some more counterfeit hearsay.

All the hearsay to date has actually been counterfeit.
The real hearsay is in a shoebox, jointly owned by Jim Shooter and Dinesh Shamdasani.

What exactly is in the shoe box?

PAIN.

[dino]

I can confirm that counterfeit shoeboxes exist (made using a web press!). Fred Pierce worked with the police on a sting that caught the perp who made them but a few leaked out.

[Chiclo]

I can confirm that counterfeit shoeboxes exist (made using a web press!). Fred Pierce worked with the police on a sting that caught the perp who made them but a few leaked out.

What was in the counterfeit shoe boxes?

[lorddunlow]

I'm not sure I'm following. How can something be counterfeit if it's real?

Is this like when jmatt impersonated me?

That was funny.

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