Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auction!
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Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auction!
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Auction is exclusive here and ends Sunday, April 9th at midnight EST.
Post your offer here and we look at the clock to see who won
Monies go to the "Help Joe Petrilak Financially Unscrew Everyone On This Board" Fund to unscrew everyone here... any extra money goes somewhere else or to charity or something.
Book and comic... February 1997.
EST. VALUE: $250.00
Let the bidding begin.
Auction is exclusive here and ends Sunday, April 9th at midnight EST.
Post your offer here and we look at the clock to see who won
Monies go to the "Help Joe Petrilak Financially Unscrew Everyone On This Board" Fund to unscrew everyone here... any extra money goes somewhere else or to charity or something.
Book and comic... February 1997.
EST. VALUE: $250.00
Let the bidding begin.
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
Size is 2X, as if size mattered on something like this.
The shirt is still in the sealed original bag that was in my closet for the last 20 years away from air and is PERFECTLY BRAND NEW in appearance... the image shows the shadows on the shirt etc...
The shirt is still in the sealed original bag that was in my closet for the last 20 years away from air and is PERFECTLY BRAND NEW in appearance... the image shows the shadows on the shirt etc...
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
Can I at least get a "HOLY COW!!!" from someone!
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
Holy cow!? I have no idea what I am looking at though...lol
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
BWS decided, after Malibu, to start his own comic series... they were king-sized comic books emblazoned with HIS NAME and HIS BOOK on the title... this is issue #5 with the now-impossible-to-find, original TINR t-shirt THAT YOU WILL NOT FIND ANYWHERE ELSE!!! This is AN IMPOSSIBLE T-SHIRT to find!!!
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This is PURE GOLD to any BWS fan...
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
This shirt, mailed to BWS with the book, will get you "anything you want signed by BWS" it's so rare... FIND ONE AND I WILL PAY YOU $250 FOR IT!!!
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
I have the slipcase "set" of the Storytellers series, which was never finished... so I almost know what you're talking about. But I'm not sure I could ever get as excited as you are about the t-shirt.
I think you may have found a small subset of BWS non-Valiant collectors within the small subset of Valiant collectors who are a small subset of modern comic collectors who are a small subset of all comic collectors... which consists of one person... Knob Row.
Now you know your unique place in the universe.
I think you may have found a small subset of BWS non-Valiant collectors within the small subset of Valiant collectors who are a small subset of modern comic collectors who are a small subset of all comic collectors... which consists of one person... Knob Row.
Now you know your unique place in the universe.

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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
LOLgreg wrote:I have the slipcase "set" of the Storytellers series, which was never finished... so I almost know what you're talking about. But I'm not sure I could ever get as excited as you are about the t-shirt.
I think you may have found a small subset of BWS non-Valiant collectors within the small subset of Valiant collectors who are a small subset of modern comic collectors who are a small subset of all comic collectors... which consists of one person... Knob Row.
Now you know your unique place in the universe.
I thought - "I have no clue what the hell this is, but this guy is really excited about it." I know that feeling, and it is frustrating. Until I came here, it's how I was about Babylon 5 things. I could not share with anyone I knew because they'd just look at me quizzically. Now, it's just obscure science stuff I'm like that about - like parthogenetic salamanders.
*SQUEE* your science, I have a machine gun.
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
So... I should take it out of the bag and wear it??? I am trying to unscrew everyone here...
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
*SQUEE* your science, I have a machine gun.
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
A light bulb doesn't have a living, breathing human being inside of it?lorddunlow wrote:What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Little abortion humor to lighten the mood.
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
Alright guys... the auction is dead then.
I'll wait another 20 years then sell it LOL
Apart from that, I will now unscrew everyone... Sonic is in charge of that.
I'll wait another 20 years then sell it LOL
Apart from that, I will now unscrew everyone... Sonic is in charge of that.
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
I found this on ebay, do i get $250.http://www.ebay.com/itm/BWS-This-Is-Not ... SwU8hY5wSo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I-Only judge porn by the cover.
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Re: Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auctio
Sorry guys... I just thought it was worth more... hmmm... is there a BWS fan club? etc... I will unscrew everyone soon....