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I wish you'd teach the clerks around here how to do that. Old folks are usually the worst about it.slym2none wrote:Heh - I don't allow scratching any ticket at the counter. I have a sign (which they try to ignore) and I have a loud voice. That one always works.Daniel Jackson wrote:The people that are aggrevating are the ones that buy a ticket, scratch it off real quick, win 2 bucks and ask for two more tickets while other people are standing in line.
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Too many clerks are really subservient. I am not - we have to keep our bathroom locked (it's inside the store) and of course, no-one asks first, they all go and try the door, see it's locked, and from in front of the bathroom (45 feet away from the counter, where the key is) they ask if someone is in there, or do they need a key. I tell them yes, they need a key, and they just stand there. I know I am a clerk at the store, but I am not some slave! They EXPECT me, no matter how busy I am, to take the key down to them! I will NOT take the key to these people, at most I take it out and lay it on the counter, saying "it's right here."
If they make a fuss, I take the key back and tell them "that's why we keep it locked" because I know they will make a mess in there afterwards. I am not joking, and truly - that's why we keep it locked.
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If they make a fuss, I take the key back and tell them "that's why we keep it locked" because I know they will make a mess in there afterwards. I am not joking, and truly - that's why we keep it locked.
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Well, I went to the local mini mart on the way back from getting my paperwork to do substitution today. I bought 3 tickets I knew I didn't have, one of which was the Treasure Hunt (not Treasure Chest like I thought). One was a Father's Day for $1, one was Birthday Wishes, and the third the Treasure one. $5 spent. I get home with my lucky penny. I scratch off the Father's Day and win $1. I move on to the Birthday Wishes and win $20. I finally lost on my Treasure Hunt, so I now have that to add to my collection after the 3rd try. So I'm up $16 again. I went back to the same store. Pocketed $10, so I kept $5 profit and bought 5 more tickets, all of which I don't have. I'm about to scratch them off in a few minutes. If I win, I'll post here later today.
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Its always when you're on your way to work too.Daniel Jackson wrote:I wish you'd teach the clerks around here how to do that. Old folks are usually the worst about it.slym2none wrote:Heh - I don't allow scratching any ticket at the counter. I have a sign (which they try to ignore) and I have a loud voice. That one always works.Daniel Jackson wrote:The people that are aggrevating are the ones that buy a ticket, scratch it off real quick, win 2 bucks and ask for two more tickets while other people are standing in line.
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And you had just enough time to stop and get something you needed at the store. And then BAM!....Somebody obviously retired....getting $50 worth of print outs. Once done, looking at the tickets and going...I want 3 of these...and 4 of those...and "whats the highest payout on that one?"...And "I need to cash these in..."
AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

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Ok, don't know if it's a curse or not, but I won another $16. The Father's Day for $1 yielded nothing. Roulette for $3 yielded nothing. Football Fever for $2 yielded nothing. Birthday Wishes at $2 gave me $4 this time and Win For Life at $3 gave me $12.
So my 2 days went like this.
$5 spent on scratch off yesterday, $10 winnings = +$5 total
$5 spent this morning yielded $21 winnings = +$16 total
$11 spent this afternoon yielded $16 winnings = +$5 total
Grand total I'm up +$26 since yesterday.
So tomorrow I'll be buying more tickets with the winnings, probably $10 and pocket the extra $6. I'll keep everyone posted. This is so fun. I'm building my collection without spending any money.
Phil
So my 2 days went like this.
$5 spent on scratch off yesterday, $10 winnings = +$5 total
$5 spent this morning yielded $21 winnings = +$16 total
$11 spent this afternoon yielded $16 winnings = +$5 total
Grand total I'm up +$26 since yesterday.

So tomorrow I'll be buying more tickets with the winnings, probably $10 and pocket the extra $6. I'll keep everyone posted. This is so fun. I'm building my collection without spending any money.
Phil
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I feel your pain, I can't tell you how many times that exact same thing has happened to me.gowaltrip wrote:Its always when you're on your way to work too.Daniel Jackson wrote:I wish you'd teach the clerks around here how to do that. Old folks are usually the worst about it.slym2none wrote:Heh - I don't allow scratching any ticket at the counter. I have a sign (which they try to ignore) and I have a loud voice. That one always works.Daniel Jackson wrote:The people that are aggrevating are the ones that buy a ticket, scratch it off real quick, win 2 bucks and ask for two more tickets while other people are standing in line.
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And you had just enough time to stop and get something you needed at the store. And then BAM!....Somebody obviously retired....getting $50 worth of print outs. Once done, looking at the tickets and going...I want 3 of these...and 4 of those...and "whats the highest payout on that one?"...And "I need to cash these in..."
AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
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Good story, slym. I used to work in a gas station/mini market/convenience store back in the day. The difference is we didn't have a public restroom. You should have heard all the people who used to *SQUEE* about it. My favorite question was always, "Well, where do you go to the bathroom?". I would tell them "In the Emlpoyees Only bathroom we have here in the back." People expected me to let them go back there and use it, but there was a mop sink on the floor, so all we needed was some person to go back there and slip and fall, and then we would have been looking at a fat lawsuit.slym2none wrote:Too many clerks are really subservient. I am not - we have to keep our bathroom locked (it's inside the store) and of course, no-one asks first, they all go and try the door, see it's locked, and from in front of the bathroom (45 feet away from the counter, where the key is) they ask if someone is in there, or do they need a key. I tell them yes, they need a key, and they just stand there. I know I am a clerk at the store, but I am not some slave! They EXPECT me, no matter how busy I am, to take the key down to them! I will NOT take the key to these people, at most I take it out and lay it on the counter, saying "it's right here."
If they make a fuss, I take the key back and tell them "that's why we keep it locked" because I know they will make a mess in there afterwards. I am not joking, and truly - that's why we keep it locked.
-slym (has said that he is a crotchety old man in a younger man's body)
Another pet peeve I had was people who would come in at 3:00 in the morning and ask me to make them a hoagie. We had a deli where we made our own sandwiches, but after a certain hour, we had to break it down and clean everything, meat slicer, utensils, you name it. I would often tell people the deli was closed, but that seemed to *SQUEE* off a lot of people.
Just having customers in general on 3rd shift is kind of a nuisance. The 3rd shift guys are the ones who have to do all the cleaning after people slop up the store all day. It's not exactly a thrill to have to stop what you're doing so some yo-yo can come in at the wee hours and buy a pack of smokes. It's the job, but it was a pain. Glad I don't work with the public any longer!

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You ought to both change your names to Dante.Brother J wrote:Good story, slym. I used to work in a gas station/mini market/convenience store back in the day. The difference is we didn't have a public restroom. You should have heard all the people who used to *SQUEE* about it. My favorite question was always, "Well, where do you go to the bathroom?". I would tell them "In the Emlpoyees Only bathroom we have here in the back." People expected me to let them go back there and use it, but there was a mop sink on the floor, so all we needed was some person to go back there and slip and fall, and then we would have been looking at a fat lawsuit.slym2none wrote:Too many clerks are really subservient. I am not - we have to keep our bathroom locked (it's inside the store) and of course, no-one asks first, they all go and try the door, see it's locked, and from in front of the bathroom (45 feet away from the counter, where the key is) they ask if someone is in there, or do they need a key. I tell them yes, they need a key, and they just stand there. I know I am a clerk at the store, but I am not some slave! They EXPECT me, no matter how busy I am, to take the key down to them! I will NOT take the key to these people, at most I take it out and lay it on the counter, saying "it's right here."
If they make a fuss, I take the key back and tell them "that's why we keep it locked" because I know they will make a mess in there afterwards. I am not joking, and truly - that's why we keep it locked.
-slym (has said that he is a crotchety old man in a younger man's body)
Another pet peeve I had was people who would come in at 3:00 in the morning and ask me to make them a hoagie. We had a deli where we made our own sandwiches, but after a certain hour, we had to break it down and clean everything, meat slicer, utensils, you name it. I would often tell people the deli was closed, but that seemed to *SQUEE* off a lot of people.
Just having customers in general on 3rd shift is kind of a nuisance. The 3rd shift guys are the ones who have to do all the cleaning after people slop up the store all day. It's not exactly a thrill to have to stop what you're doing so some yo-yo can come in at the wee hours and buy a pack of smokes. It's the job, but it was a pain. Glad I don't work with the public any longer!

At least your girl-friends never did a dead guy in the bathroom.
Story from my Best Buy days: Working at a CS in Conway, AR, had this rather large female regular customer with severe hydrophobia (and the ground-in-FUNK smell to match) that would drive up in a Jaguar and pay for everything with pennies. And she'd buy crap that nobody else did: 10 boxes of Epsom salts? (WTF?) Anyway, I christened her "Penny-Annie" and we were always glad to see her . . . leave. But she was quiet, not really that much of a pain except for having to stand back from the stench-radius while she counted out 1,000 coppers. Of course, except for one time:
Annie walks in, grabs all the Epsom salts in the store. There's only 8 boxes, wants 2 more, asks if I have any in the back.
Hobo: Sorry, we were shorted two this week.
Annie: Why?
Hobo: Vendor made a mistake, I guess; guy was gone when I stocked the bins.
Annie: Mistakes suck! You know, last time I made a mistake, my boyfriend got so mad at me that he just ate me out right there at the table in front of my momma.
Hobo: That may be the worst thing I've ever heard someone say.
[Randal starts laughing his butt off in the background.]
Annie: I know! [starts counting 8 hundred+ pennies.]
I still get a bit green at the mental image.

I DO NOT EAT, DRINK OR ABSORB SOULS, DAMMIT!
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X-O HoboJoe wrote:Hobo: Sorry, we were shorted two this week.
Annie: Why?
Hobo: Vendor made a mistake, I guess; guy was gone when I stocked the bins.
Annie: Mistakes suck! You know, last time I made a mistake, my boyfriend got so mad at me that he just ate me out right there at the table in front of my momma.
Hobo: That may be the worst thing I've ever heard someone say.
[Randal starts laughing his butt off in the background.]
Annie: I know! [starts counting 8 hundred+ pennies.]
I still get a bit green at the mental image.




Ughh, I hope the expression she was going for was "chewed me out"! What she actually said was kind of scary, especially considering the odor problem.
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Man, she had to mean "chewed," but I was only half-way paying attention until the 3 magic words hit my brain and I responded without really thinking. Go figure.Brother J wrote:X-O HoboJoe wrote:Hobo: Sorry, we were shorted two this week.
Annie: Why?
Hobo: Vendor made a mistake, I guess; guy was gone when I stocked the bins.
Annie: Mistakes suck! You know, last time I made a mistake, my boyfriend got so mad at me that he just ate me out right there at the table in front of my momma.
Hobo: That may be the worst thing I've ever heard someone say.
[Randal starts laughing his butt off in the background.]
Annie: I know! [starts counting 8 hundred+ pennies.]
I still get a bit green at the mental image.![]()
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Ughh, I hope the expression she was going for was "chewed me out"! What she actually said was kind of scary, especially considering the odor problem.
I DO NOT EAT, DRINK OR ABSORB SOULS, DAMMIT!
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Your response was QUITE appropriate, either way!X-O HoboJoe wrote:Man, she had to mean "chewed," but I was only half-way paying attention until the 3 magic words hit my brain and I responded without really thinking. Go figure.Brother J wrote:X-O HoboJoe wrote:Hobo: Sorry, we were shorted two this week.
Annie: Why?
Hobo: Vendor made a mistake, I guess; guy was gone when I stocked the bins.
Annie: Mistakes suck! You know, last time I made a mistake, my boyfriend got so mad at me that he just ate me out right there at the table in front of my momma.
Hobo: That may be the worst thing I've ever heard someone say.
[Randal starts laughing his butt off in the background.]
Annie: I know! [starts counting 8 hundred+ pennies.]
I still get a bit green at the mental image.![]()
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Ughh, I hope the expression she was going for was "chewed me out"! What she actually said was kind of scary, especially considering the odor problem.



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I'm gonna have to go poop in your store some time just to teach you a real lesson!slym2none wrote:Too many clerks are really subservient. I am not - we have to keep our bathroom locked (it's inside the store) and of course, no-one asks first, they all go and try the door, see it's locked, and from in front of the bathroom (45 feet away from the counter, where the key is) they ask if someone is in there, or do they need a key. I tell them yes, they need a key, and they just stand there. I know I am a clerk at the store, but I am not some slave! They EXPECT me, no matter how busy I am, to take the key down to them! I will NOT take the key to these people, at most I take it out and lay it on the counter, saying "it's right here."
If they make a fuss, I take the key back and tell them "that's why we keep it locked" because I know they will make a mess in there afterwards. I am not joking, and truly - that's why we keep it locked.
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Now that paints a pleasant picture.....depluto wrote:I'm gonna have to go poop in your store some time just to teach you a real lesson!slym2none wrote:Too many clerks are really subservient. I am not - we have to keep our bathroom locked (it's inside the store) and of course, no-one asks first, they all go and try the door, see it's locked, and from in front of the bathroom (45 feet away from the counter, where the key is) they ask if someone is in there, or do they need a key. I tell them yes, they need a key, and they just stand there. I know I am a clerk at the store, but I am not some slave! They EXPECT me, no matter how busy I am, to take the key down to them! I will NOT take the key to these people, at most I take it out and lay it on the counter, saying "it's right here."
If they make a fuss, I take the key back and tell them "that's why we keep it locked" because I know they will make a mess in there afterwards. I am not joking, and truly - that's why we keep it locked.
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Phil, shoot me a PM with your address. I have one of almost every one we have here in NC. I didn't get a "Bingo" card as no-one ever scratches them off right in the store (they take some time to play.)
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Phil, cant you just have the guy at the counter scan the ticket for you to see if its a winner, instead of scratching it off, im sure the tickets would look alot nicer unscratched, I know a friend that does that all the timePhilflound wrote:Wow this got off topic.
Anyway, I want to thank anyone who has been holding tickets or just sent them to me. I'm starting to acquire quite a collection. Please keep them coming and save lots for me. Thanks.
Phil
interesting hobby
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I just read this, very interestingHippityHoppity wrote:Sorry Phil looks as if you have some competition.
http://www.lotterypost.com/news/132683.htm

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I don't know about other places, but in NC, there is a number on the front of the card where you have to scratch at least that area to see it - a bar-code on the back and a numbe on the front underneath the layer of stuff.speedracex wrote:Phil, cant you just have the guy at the counter scan the ticket for you to see if its a winner, instead of scratching it off, im sure the tickets would look alot nicer unscratched, I know a friend that does that all the timePhilflound wrote:Wow this got off topic.
Anyway, I want to thank anyone who has been holding tickets or just sent them to me. I'm starting to acquire quite a collection. Please keep them coming and save lots for me. Thanks.
Phil
interesting hobby
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