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Hotwire wrote:
xodacia81 wrote:
depluto wrote:Hotwire in a cow suit.

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Game. Set. Match.
You must not have read the comics ... I owned your *SQUEE*.
All you owned was the dis-honor of being the lamest villain in Valiant history. And yes, that includes the guy who "wanted" to do things with Solar. :twisted:

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xodacia81 wrote:
Hotwire wrote:
xodacia81 wrote:
depluto wrote:Hotwire in a cow suit.

<-----
Game. Set. Match.
You must not have read the comics ... I owned your *SQUEE*.
All you owned was the dis-honor of being the lamest villain in Valiant history. And yes, that includes the guy who "wanted" to do things with Solar. :twisted:
Ouch....

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xodacia81 wrote:All you owned was the dis-honor of being the lamest villain in Valiant history. And yes, that includes the guy who "wanted" to do things with Solar. :twisted:
Cracker.

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Post by slym2none »

Zaphod wrote:Albert (as in Prince)
That just looks painful... oh, you mean the character, not the piercing.....



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slym2none wrote:
Zaphod wrote:Albert (as in Prince)
That just looks painful... oh, you mean the character, not the piercing.....



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Post by J-Scott-R »

xodacia81 wrote:
Hotwire wrote:
xodacia81 wrote:
depluto wrote:Hotwire in a cow suit.

<-----
Game. Set. Match.
You must not have read the comics ... I owned your *SQUEE*.
All you owned was the dis-honor of being the lamest villain in Valiant history. And yes, that includes the guy who "wanted" to do things with Solar. :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by jedimarley »

I hear Hotwire is a Gator fan.......That's so gay. :roll:

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xodacia81 wrote:
Hotwire wrote:
xodacia81 wrote:
depluto wrote:Hotwire in a cow suit.

<-----
Game. Set. Match.
You must not have read the comics ... I owned your *SQUEE*.
All you owned was the dis-honor of being the lamest villain in Valiant history. And yes, that includes the guy who "wanted" to do things with Solar. :twisted:
You're just upset the VU didn't stay as lily white as that Fabio clone from your avatar. That's OK. I get it, I scare people.

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J-Scott-R wrote:
xodacia81 wrote:
Hotwire wrote:
xodacia81 wrote:
depluto wrote:Hotwire in a cow suit.

<-----
Game. Set. Match.
You must not have read the comics ... I owned your *SQUEE*.
All you owned was the dis-honor of being the lamest villain in Valiant history. And yes, that includes the guy who "wanted" to do things with Solar. :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Pipe down, Fido!

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jedimarley wrote:I hear Hotwire is a Gator fan.......That's so gay. :roll:
Only gator I ever had was some bad snapping turtle down in Tennessee once ... can't remember her name.

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slym2none wrote:That just looks painful... oh, you mean the character, not the piercing.....
Prince Albert?

Pierce?

Who'd'a thunk that was how Big Jim rolled?

Excellent, Slym! :lol:

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Wow, I don't think Hotwire has been this active ever.

He should contribute more. Maybe he and Sven can team up to take out that smug Count.

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Chiclo wrote:Wow, I don't think Hotwire has been this active ever.

He should contribute more. Maybe he and Sven can team up to take out that smug Count.
I don't need help to take out that horrible Count.

I just need to get close enough...
always watching you...

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Post by slym2none »

BloodOfHeroes wrote:
slym2none wrote:That just looks painful... oh, you mean the character, not the piercing.....
Prince Albert?

Pierce?

Who'd'a thunk that was how Big Jim rolled?

Excellent, Slym! :lol:
I am SO glad someone else caught that.

:thumb:



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Post by BloodOfHeroes »

A punk-ish band that I used to listen to in college had a song titled "Prince Albert (In Her Can)" :lol:

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Post by J-Scott-R »

Hotwire wrote:
J-Scott-R wrote:
xodacia81 wrote:
Hotwire wrote:
xodacia81 wrote:
depluto wrote:Hotwire in a cow suit.

<-----
Game. Set. Match.
You must not have read the comics ... I owned your *SQUEE*.
All you owned was the dis-honor of being the lamest villain in Valiant history. And yes, that includes the guy who "wanted" to do things with Solar. :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Pipe down, Fido!
Hey man, your funny, you should post more. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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What, just cause we registered on the same day?

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I wonder what Hotwire's custom title would be... :hm:

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its the goat no doubt

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Post by X-O HoboJoe »

Chiclo wrote:I wonder what Hotwire's custom title would be... :hm:
"Super-Volt wanna-be"
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Post by J-Scott-R »

X-O HoboJoe wrote:
Chiclo wrote:I wonder what Hotwire's custom title would be... :hm:
"Super-Volt wanna-be"
Static Jr. :? :hm: :lol:

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Post by slym2none »

X-O HoboJoe wrote:
Chiclo wrote:I wonder what Hotwire's custom title would be... :hm:
"Super-Volt wanna-be"
Black Vulcan Wanna-Be.

Image



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Dr. Solar wrote:Doctor Sol... heh, wait a minute..
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Post by hobosleftnut »

Chiclo wrote:I wonder what Hotwire's custom title would be... :hm:
Lame-*SQUEE* alias

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Post by The Count »

Chiclo wrote:Wow, I don't think Hotwire has been this active ever.

He should contribute more. Maybe he and Sven can team up to take out that smug Count.

Et tu Chiclo?


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