ok...this is probably the funniest thing i've seen in weeks.

cinlach@aol.com · Post by **cinlach@aol.com** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:05 pm

http://www.superdickery.com

now, you're asking yourself...superdickery?

this website has TONS of old jimmy olsen and lois lane covers where superman is being, well...a *SQUEE*.

i can't explain it any better then that folks...if you're even the least bit familiar with the insanity that makes up some of these covers then you'll dig this site quite a bit.

if you've ever wanted to see lois lane strapped on the front of a truck while it drops off the side of a mountain and superman leaving her dumb *SQUEE* to die then stop reading this and go...your inner 4 year old will thank me later.

dellamorte · Post by **dellamorte** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:30 pm

Wow, that is some funny s*it, I havn't laughed so hard at a comic book since Quantum and Woody.

justin · Post by **justin** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:32 pm

cinlach@aol.com wrote:http://www.superdickery.com

Link Fixed

-A

cinlach@aol.com · Post by **cinlach@aol.com** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:32 pm

just sharing the wealth my brother...just sharing the wealth...

i told ya it was funny...lol

depluto · Post by **depluto** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:07 am

Since when did leopard packs include chimpanzees?

Great stuff!

k_c_collectibles · Post by **k_c_collectibles** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:36 am

Nice to know there are other twisted minds out there...

betterthanezra · Post by **betterthanezra** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:41 am

Now thats something I wish I could share with listeners on the air.
Damn FCC.

-Brian

Valiant OCD · Post by **Valiant OCD** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 8:21 am

my favorite caption is the one that says "supermans catholic???"

OneArmedBandit · Post by **OneArmedBandit** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 8:38 am

"Now thats funny right there, I don't care who you are" I wish there were more people out ther with that twisted sense of humor.

1A · Post by 1A » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:05 am

I love it!!! Man....some of those covers are just insane!!!

Peter Parker · Post by **Peter Parker** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:45 pm

This post is aweome

this site is hysterical, what a brilliant idea for a website

Now, personally, I cannot STAND Superman

just boggles my mind how anyone can. Yes, I realize without Supes we'd have no hero books, but he's still a dork

I truly never realized just how MANY stupid, assanine, Superman covers there have been through the decades

stunning...thanks for the laughs

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:15 pm

Now, personally, I cannot STAND Superman just boggles my mind how anyone can. Yes, I realize without Supes we'd have no hero books, but he's still a dork

Aww... man. I'll just pretend I did not read that. It is a funny site though.

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:34 pm

Peter Parker wrote:This post is aweome this site is hysterical, what a brilliant idea for a website

Now, personally, I cannot STAND Superman just boggles my mind how anyone can. Yes, I realize without Supes we'd have no hero books, but he's still a dork

I truly never realized just how MANY stupid, assanine, Superman covers there have been through the decades stunning...thanks for the laughs

What boggles MY mind the most is how brutally condescending DC was to its readers throughout the 50's and 60's...and they wondered why Marvel has kicked their collective holes from 1971-present.

It's like they had contests in house to be who could be the most insultingly stupid to the people who read the books.

Amazing.

cinlach@aol.com · Post by **cinlach@aol.com** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:49 pm

i knew folks here would enjoy that site. happily i just wandered up on it.

the comment about how terrible dc treated it's audience is dead on the money. marvel was the first company to take it's readers seriously and not insult their intelligence every 30 days.

i don't hate superman, but i do think he's boring as hell. personally, a character like punisher or batman is much more compelling to read. these are regular people who get hurt and bleed. there's no invulnerability for those guys. superman is basically a god among men...there's very little that the average reader can relate to. but i don't discount the importance of the character to the world of comics.

cinlach@aol.com · Post by **cinlach@aol.com** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:09 pm

i'm not a huge fan of jim lee's.
sometimes his stuff works and sometimes it doesn't. i am intrigued enough to check it out but i don't feel he can carry a story. the batman hush storyline was very good, but i'm not diggin' the new superman arc nearly as much.
anyway, just this one fellas opinion...you know about opinions though.

The Spider · Post by **The Spider** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:15 pm

Knightt_333 wrote:I agree... I dont really 'read' the Superman storyline as much as I 'look' at it. Now granted I will take good storytelling over good art ANYDAY. I mean that is why Image didnt really make it. It all just looked like a bunch of posing throughout the books... "OK, I am going to brush my teeth now" <----- strike dramatic pose !!!

It reminds me of the Lethargic Lad parody where a Rock, Paper, Scissors game finale was done in the Image dramatic style with speedlines.

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ok...this is probably the funniest thing i've seen in weeks.

ok...this is probably the funniest thing i've seen in weeks.

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