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My fiancee is in the next rooom - man must utilise caution! You're a braver man than me!jedimarley wrote:No need to be polite when it comes to chicks.leonmallett wrote:You have previously noted how polite we Brits are!jedimarley wrote:'Liaison'? Over here we call that 'Banging'.
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So, you'd bang her but wouldn't go out with her???leonmallett wrote:There was a girl I had a 'liaison' with but then couldn't bring myself to date for the very reason of a shaved head.
Sounds like my kind of girl.
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Waitaminute...you banged/ had a liason with/ whatever...with a chick with a shaved head?leonmallett wrote:There was a girl I had a 'liaison' with but then couldn't bring myself to date for the very reason of a shaved head.
And nobody's posted about this, the chat is about "liason"
Please Leon...elaborate...
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I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
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Did the carpet match the drapes ??? or lack thereof . . . nevermind.leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
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No.siren3-4 wrote:Did the carpet match the drapes ??? or lack thereof . . . nevermind.leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
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Around here, we call that "Coyote Ugly"...leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
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Ugly Coyote ?ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:Around here, we call that "Coyote Ugly"...leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
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She was attractive. Except for the shaved head thing. Which only bothered me when I sobered up.ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:Around here, we call that "Coyote Ugly"...leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
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That's one of the worst cases of mange I have ever seen.siren3-4 wrote:Ugly Coyote ?ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:Around here, we call that "Coyote Ugly"...leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
About 2 years ago, the local coyote population was utterly destroyed by a plague of the mange and of course as a friendly neighbourhood arms dealer I heard all about it - and about 6 months later there was a glut of people coming in wanting pellet guns to help control the rabbit population.
The rabbit and coyote populations seem to have balanced out again, though.
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This is by far one of the weirdest threads I've ever read. Pictures of mangey coyotes, Leon diddling a chick with a shaved head...anyone else got any other stories they wanna fess' up to?Chiclo wrote:That's one of the worst cases of mange I have ever seen.siren3-4 wrote:Ugly Coyote ?ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:Around here, we call that "Coyote Ugly"...leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
About 2 years ago, the local coyote population was utterly destroyed by a plague of the mange and of course as a friendly neighbourhood arms dealer I heard all about it - and about 6 months later there was a glut of people coming in wanting pellet guns to help control the rabbit population.
The rabbit and coyote populations seem to have balanced out again, though.
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Sometimes, when I am home alone . . . .my statues talk to me. . . .cobra_commander wrote: This is by far one of the weirdest threads I've ever read. Pictures of mangey coyotes, Leon diddling a chick with a shaved head...anyone else got any other stories they wanna fess' up to?
It all started when I bought my first sandman statue Destiny . . .
When I displayed the statue I had a weird kind of feeling . . . almost like I was at the beach, standing in the water, but the water was warm and calm . .
I realized then that I had *SQUEE* myself . . . but still, I knew that something weird was going on. It slowly spread from there and I could swear that there were different pages showing up on Destiny’s open book.
Soon, I noticed that Grifter was hold his gun a little more toward the Punisher than he was before, the punisher was just standing there like he was saying “You don’t have the Balls you 2 bit rip off” and Grifter was like “I’ll show you my balls you necrophiliac 1 note sissy” so I separated them before things got too violent . . .or gay.
. . . . .maybe I should keep these things to myself . . . .
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siren3-4 wrote:Sometimes, when I am home alone . . . .my statues talk to me. . . .cobra_commander wrote: This is by far one of the weirdest threads I've ever read. Pictures of mangey coyotes, Leon diddling a chick with a shaved head...anyone else got any other stories they wanna fess' up to?
It all started when I bought my first sandman statue Destiny . . .
When I displayed the statue I had a weird kind of feeling . . . almost like I was at the beach, standing in the water, but the water was warm and calm . .
I realized then that I had *SQUEE* myself . . . but still, I knew that something weird was going on. It slowly spread from there and I could swear that there were different pages showing up on Destiny’s open book.
Soon, I noticed that Grifter was hold his gun a little more toward the Punisher than he was before, the punisher was just standing there like he was saying “You don’t have the Balls you 2 bit rip off” and Grifter was like “I’ll show you my balls you necrophiliac 1 note sissy” so I separated them before things got too violent . . .or gay.
. . . . .maybe I should keep these things to myself . . . .
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- leonmallett
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- Favorite artist: Clayton Henry
- Location: hunting down paulsmith56 somewhere in the balti belt...
siren3-4 wrote:“You don’t have the Balls you 2 bit rip off” and Grifter was like “I’ll show you my balls you necrophiliac 1 note sissy” so I separated them before things got too violent . . .or gay.
. . . . .maybe I should keep these things to myself . . . .
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The Punisher is a necrophiliac?leonmallett wrote:siren3-4 wrote:“You don’t have the Balls you 2 bit rip off” and Grifter was like “I’ll show you my balls you necrophiliac 1 note sissy” so I separated them before things got too violent . . .or gay.
. . . . .maybe I should keep these things to myself . . . .
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siren3-4 wrote:Sometimes, when I am home alone . . . .my statues talk to me. . . .cobra_commander wrote: This is by far one of the weirdest threads I've ever read. Pictures of mangey coyotes, Leon diddling a chick with a shaved head...anyone else got any other stories they wanna fess' up to?
It all started when I bought my first sandman statue Destiny . . .
When I displayed the statue I had a weird kind of feeling . . . almost like I was at the beach, standing in the water, but the water was warm and calm . .
I realized then that I had *SQUEE* myself . . . but still, I knew that something weird was going on. It slowly spread from there and I could swear that there were different pages showing up on Destiny’s open book.
Soon, I noticed that Grifter was hold his gun a little more toward the Punisher than he was before, the punisher was just standing there like he was saying “You don’t have the Balls you 2 bit rip off” and Grifter was like “I’ll show you my balls you necrophiliac 1 note sissy” so I separated them before things got too violent . . .or gay.
. . . . .maybe I should keep these things to myself . . . .
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