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cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:09 pm

siren3-4 wrote:
Squirrel wrote: you poop head
How do you know my head wasn't shoved in the toilet as a child and I actually had a poop head for a while . . . . you don't, do you ?

What if I worked in a circus and while I was cleaning the elephants cages, one of the disgusting beasts went to sit down, and my head went into it's rectum . . . and I was called poop head for the next 2 years . . . .

Thats some funny sh!t Siren

Ceiling Cat · Post by **Ceiling Cat** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:19 am

siren3-4 wrote:
slym2none wrote:Siren is an evil, evil man.

-slym

Kitty . . . attack !!!

That's my nephew, Attack Kitty. He's in the armed service but can't really tell us what he does. I'm suprised to see a photo of him in action. Must of been taken with a cell phone.

leonmallett · Post by **leonmallett** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:29 am

Ceiling Cat wrote:
siren3-4 wrote:
slym2none wrote:Siren is an evil, evil man.

-slym

Kitty . . . attack !!!

That's my nephew, Attack Kitty. He's in the armed service but can't really tell us what he does. I'm suprised to see a photo of him in action. Must of been taken with a cell phone.

Does the watching from the ceiling run in the family Ceiling Cat? Because if Attack Kitty doesn't approve of any specific 'solo activity', I'd be worried the guns come out...

pauls1688 · Post by **pauls1688** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:25 pm

so i start here by saying hi and now everyone is getting bent out of shape about a joke or two come on guys can we not all just get along please.

and if any of them there cat's need a home send one to us we would make sure it has pleanty to eat and more than enough ammo.

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:31 pm

ok Pauls, I'll ship you over my moms 3 cats. I had top step in and tell her she had enough, don't want my mother to become the 'cat lady' on the block, LOL

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:41 am

pauls1688 wrote:so i start here by saying hi and now everyone is getting bent out of shape about a joke or two come on guys can we not all just get along please.

and if any of them there cat's need a home send one to us we would make sure it has pleanty to eat and more than enough ammo.

No one understands . . . .it’s all just fun and games to these people . . . just blips on a screen in-between lengthy hunts for porn . . .

These *SQUEE* have no soul . . . no real feelings . . . they don’t understand how much it hurts . . . it’s like feeling your intestines spread apart in an unholy penetration of neativity and name calling . . .

Well it’s time for a catheter of truth . . .

They don’t see you crying yourself to sleep trying to forget the embarrassment . . . They don’t feel the warm moist folds of elephant anus slipping over your head . . . . The urgency of needing oxygen so badly that you forget once your head is free, that the first breath will have with it that fresh fecal aroma . . . or what about still finding bits of corn and straw in your hair for days . . . .they don’t get it . . . I doubt they ever will . . .

But you must forgive them . . .and love them . . . as I have . . .

. . . . what’s this thread about again ?

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:24 am

siren3-4 wrote:
pauls1688 wrote:so i start here by saying hi and now everyone is getting bent out of shape about a joke or two come on guys can we not all just get along please.

and if any of them there cat's need a home send one to us we would make sure it has pleanty to eat and more than enough ammo.

No one understands . . . .it’s all just fun and games to these people . . . just blips on a screen in-between lengthy hunts for porn . . .

These *SQUEE* have no soul . . . no real feelings . . . they don’t understand how much it hurts . . . it’s like feeling your intestines spread apart in an unholy penetration of neativity and name calling . . .

Well it’s time for a catheter of truth . . .

They don’t see you crying yourself to sleep trying to forget the embarrassment . . . They don’t feel the warm moist folds of elephant anus slipping over your head . . . . The urgency of needing oxygen so badly that you forget once your head is free, that the first breath will have with it that fresh fecal aroma . . . or what about still finding bits of corn and straw in your hair for days . . . .they don’t get it . . . I doubt they ever will . . .

But you must forgive them . . .and love them . . . as I have . . .

. . . . what’s this thread about again ?

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:06 pm

cobra_commander wrote:
siren3-4 wrote:
pauls1688 wrote:so i start here by saying hi and now everyone is getting bent out of shape about a joke or two come on guys can we not all just get along please.

and if any of them there cat's need a home send one to us we would make sure it has pleanty to eat and more than enough ammo.

No one understands . . . .it’s all just fun and games to these people . . . just blips on a screen in-between lengthy hunts for porn . . .

These *SQUEE* have no soul . . . no real feelings . . . they don’t understand how much it hurts . . . it’s like feeling your intestines spread apart in an unholy penetration of neativity and name calling . . .

Well it’s time for a catheter of truth . . .

They don’t see you crying yourself to sleep trying to forget the embarrassment . . . They don’t feel the warm moist folds of elephant anus slipping over your head . . . . The urgency of needing oxygen so badly that you forget once your head is free, that the first breath will have with it that fresh fecal aroma . . . or what about still finding bits of corn and straw in your hair for days . . . .they don’t get it . . . I doubt they ever will . . .

But you must forgive them . . .and love them . . . as I have . . .

. . . . what’s this thread about again ?

What? . . . I'm funny ?? How am I funny ?? . . . I'm a clown ? ? . . . I amuse you ?? . . . How am I funny ? ? ?

dellamorte · Post by **dellamorte** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:10 pm

Squirrel wrote:ok Pauls, I'll ship you over my moms 3 cats. I had top step in and tell her she had enough, don't want my mother to become the 'cat lady' on the block, LOL

Sounds like she already is.

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:19 pm

dellamorte wrote:
Squirrel wrote:ok Pauls, I'll ship you over my moms 3 cats. I had top step in and tell her she had enough, don't want my mother to become the 'cat lady' on the block, LOL
Sounds like she already is.

she only has the 3, thats the max before you are officially the cat lady. 4, and you are tagged

Rufusharley · Post by **Rufusharley** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:22 pm

Squirrel wrote:
dellamorte wrote:
Squirrel wrote:ok Pauls, I'll ship you over my moms 3 cats. I had top step in and tell her she had enough, don't want my mother to become the 'cat lady' on the block, LOL
Sounds like she already is.
she only has the 3, thats the max before you are officially the cat lady. 4, and you are tagged

Dang, one of my sisters has 5 cats.

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:34 pm

Rufusharley wrote:
Squirrel wrote:
dellamorte wrote:
Squirrel wrote:ok Pauls, I'll ship you over my moms 3 cats. I had top step in and tell her she had enough, don't want my mother to become the 'cat lady' on the block, LOL
Sounds like she already is.
she only has the 3, thats the max before you are officially the cat lady. 4, and you are tagged
Dang, one of my sisters has 5 cats.

CAT LADY!!!

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:58 pm

or

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:04 pm

lol, I'd go with the first one as a run of the mill 'Cat Lady'. The 2nd is a beast of a diffrent nature:P

pauls1688 · Post by **pauls1688** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:06 pm

oh man this place is great why could i not have found this site sooner.

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:12 pm

Squirrel wrote:lol, I'd go with the first one as a run of the mill 'Cat Lady'. The 2nd is a beast of a diffrent nature:P

I think you mean "That is a horse of a different color."

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:17 pm

pauls1688 wrote: oh man this place is great why could i not have found this site sooner.

we try to keep a low profile

Rufusharley · Post by **Rufusharley** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:29 pm

Those rocks look familiar

I think that pic was taken near the PHX zoo.

pauls1688 · Post by **pauls1688** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:31 pm

with some of the charicters in this place i do not see why any one would want to keep it quiet no not at all.

Chiclo · Post by **Chiclo** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:18 pm

Rufusharley wrote:Those rocks look familiar I think that pic was taken near the PHX zoo.

Or the PGX Hilton.

X-O HoboJoe · Post by **X-O HoboJoe** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:32 pm

Chiclo wrote:
Rufusharley wrote:Those rocks look familiar I think that pic was taken near the PHX zoo.
Or the PGX Hilton.

Is that like a Professionally Graded Slut?

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:35 pm

X-O HoboJoe wrote:
Chiclo wrote:
Rufusharley wrote:Those rocks look familiar I think that pic was taken near the PHX zoo.
Or the PGX Hilton.
Is that like a Professionally Graded Slut?

Uggh . . the smell . . .

What do you think they would charge for that ?

X-O HoboJoe · Post by **X-O HoboJoe** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:36 pm

siren3-4 wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:
Chiclo wrote:
Rufusharley wrote:Those rocks look familiar I think that pic was taken near the PHX zoo.
Or the PGX Hilton.
Is that like a Professionally Graded Slut?
Uggh . . the smell . . . What do you think they would charge for that ?

How fast a "turnaround" you want?

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:39 pm

X-O HoboJoe wrote:
siren3-4 wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:
Chiclo wrote:
Rufusharley wrote:Those rocks look familiar I think that pic was taken near the PHX zoo.
Or the PGX Hilton.
Is that like a Professionally Graded Slut?
Uggh . . the smell . . . What do you think they would charge for that ?
How fast a "turnaround" you want?

no . . . I want her facing forward . .

The smell is even worse that way . .

X-O HoboJoe · Post by **X-O HoboJoe** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:42 pm

siren3-4 wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:
siren3-4 wrote:
X-O HoboJoe wrote:
Chiclo wrote:
Rufusharley wrote:Those rocks look familiar I think that pic was taken near the PHX zoo.
Or the PGX Hilton.
Is that like a Professionally Graded Slut?
Uggh . . the smell . . . What do you think they would charge for that ?
How fast a "turnaround" you want?
no . . . I want her facing forward . .

The smell is even worse that way . .

If you get her cleaned, she'll come back with a PLoD.