Auction Hall of Shame!

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:41 pm

Technique wrote:
400yrs wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Technique wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Playgirl-Magazine-1 ... dZViewItem

Just pretend you're searching for this as research for your NEXT thesis
<smirk>...it's the same guy (JHook) who's selling the beat to hell Supermans.

I have NEVER, Scout's honor, searched for porno mags on eBay...of ANY kind.
Admit it. You searched for the Playgirl #1 and wanted to post it sooooo bad that you found an overgraded auction to post about "first". I'm now watching all Playgirl #1 auctions to see just how many of your ebay IDs are snatching those bad boys.....er.....girls up.

[thinks 400 is planning the next VfVSS project]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......

-slym (

)

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:43 pm

Technique wrote:
Daniel Jackson wrote:At first glance I thought that guy on the cover was Hasselhoff.
That's because you wanted him to be Hasselhoff

I think you're confusing me with Steverino.

400yrs · Post by **400yrs** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:51 pm

Technique wrote:
Daniel Jackson wrote:At first glance I thought that guy on the cover was Hasselhoff.
That's because you wanted him to be Hasselhoff

Ya know.... at first glance, it does kind of look like the hass.

400yrs · Post by **400yrs** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:52 pm

slym2none wrote:
Technique wrote:
400yrs wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Technique wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Playgirl-Magazine-1 ... dZViewItem

Just pretend you're searching for this as research for your NEXT thesis
<smirk>...it's the same guy (JHook) who's selling the beat to hell Supermans.

I have NEVER, Scout's honor, searched for porno mags on eBay...of ANY kind.
Admit it. You searched for the Playgirl #1 and wanted to post it sooooo bad that you found an overgraded auction to post about "first". I'm now watching all Playgirl #1 auctions to see just how many of your ebay IDs are snatching those bad boys.....er.....girls up.

[thinks 400 is planning the next VfVSS project]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......

-slym ( )

What number should I put you down for, slym? I'll make sure yours has a special remark from the model.

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:55 pm

I will make sure to be penniless when you offer that one.

-slym

Technique · Post by **Technique** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:58 pm

400yrs wrote: What number should I put you down for, slym? I'll make sure yours has a special remark from the model.

That would make it FAR too valuable. Save those for the auction copies.

However, make sure depluto's has a "YOU SUCK" remark. It becomes completely appropriate all of a sudden

400yrs · Post by **400yrs** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:13 am

ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Playgirl-Magazine-1 ... dZViewItem

ZWH = Zephyr Was Horny?

To quote ZWH in chat one night:

"I came 17 times"

5 minutes later: "18"

20 minutes later: "I came 23 times"

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:18 am

400yrs wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Playgirl-Magazine-1 ... dZViewItem

ZWH = Zephyr Was Horny?

To quote ZWH in chat one night:

"I came 17 times"

5 minutes later: "18"

20 minutes later: "I came 23 times"

What the HELL was he doing while chatting with you guys???

-slym

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:37 am

Technique wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Technique wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Playgirl-Magazine-1 ... dZViewItem

Just pretend you're searching for this as research for your NEXT thesis
<smirk>...it's the same guy (JHook) who's selling the beat to hell Supermans.

I have NEVER, Scout's honor, searched for porno mags on eBay...of ANY kind.
Nice qualifier

You missed the even bigger, conspicuously absent, qualifier.

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:40 am

400yrs wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Technique wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Playgirl-Magazine-1 ... dZViewItem

Just pretend you're searching for this as research for your NEXT thesis
<smirk>...it's the same guy (JHook) who's selling the beat to hell Supermans.

I have NEVER, Scout's honor, searched for porno mags on eBay...of ANY kind.
Admit it. You searched for the Playgirl #1 and wanted to post it sooooo bad that you found an overgraded auction to post about "first". I'm now watching all Playgirl #1 auctions to see just how many of your ebay IDs are snatching those bad boys.....er.....girls up.

I can honestly say, I have ZERO desire to see Lyle Waggoner nekkid.

Even if he DID play Steve Rogers.

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:41 am

ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Technique wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Technique wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Playgirl-Magazine-1 ... dZViewItem

Just pretend you're searching for this as research for your NEXT thesis
<smirk>...it's the same guy (JHook) who's selling the beat to hell Supermans.

I have NEVER, Scout's honor, searched for porno mags on eBay...of ANY kind.
Nice qualifier
You missed the even bigger, conspicuously absent, qualifier.

Would that be the word "yet?"

-slym

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:43 am

400yrs wrote:
slym2none wrote:
Technique wrote:
400yrs wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Technique wrote: Just pretend you're searching for this as research for your NEXT thesis
<smirk>...it's the same guy (JHook) who's selling the beat to hell Supermans.

I have NEVER, Scout's honor, searched for porno mags on eBay...of ANY kind.
Admit it. You searched for the Playgirl #1 and wanted to post it sooooo bad that you found an overgraded auction to post about "first". I'm now watching all Playgirl #1 auctions to see just how many of your ebay IDs are snatching those bad boys.....er.....girls up.

[thinks 400 is planning the next VfVSS project]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......

-slym ( )
What number should I put you down for, slym? I'll make sure yours has a special remark from the model.

What if you get all the models to remark it....? Would it be even more valuable?

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:44 am

400yrs wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Playgirl-Magazine-1 ... dZViewItem

ZWH = Zephyr Was Horny?

To quote ZWH in chat one night:

"I came 17 times"

5 minutes later: "18"

20 minutes later: "I came 23 times"

I wasn't referring to ME....

And NO, I'm NOT explaining the context....

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:44 am

slym2none wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Technique wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Technique wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Playgirl-Magazine-1 ... dZViewItem

Just pretend you're searching for this as research for your NEXT thesis
<smirk>...it's the same guy (JHook) who's selling the beat to hell Supermans.

I have NEVER, Scout's honor, searched for porno mags on eBay...of ANY kind.
Nice qualifier
You missed the even bigger, conspicuously absent, qualifier.
Would that be the word "yet?"

-slym

Keep trying.

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:45 am

Nah, that's good enough.

-slym

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:47 am

slym2none wrote:Nah, that's good enough.

-slym

Works for me™

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:49 am

Touche (no, I don't know how to make the little mark above the "e" either)

-slym

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:51 am

slym2none wrote:Touche (no, I don't know how to make the little mark above the "e" either)

-slym

what, you mean this one: touché...?

Suckah™

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:51 am

I already said as much, no need to rub it in.

-slym

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:51 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... otohosting

Yes, because EVERYONE knows a book grades out a SOLID VG/VG+....

WITHOUT THE DAMN STAPLES.

At least he didn't "accidentally" forget to mention that little fact.

Another *SQUEE* who can't grade, and then hides behind the "but I'm not a professional grader" line. I hate that line. I really, truly do.

It's like a license to steal.

"This book is in MINT, MINT condition! Except, of course, I don't know how to grade, so if it's not, that's not my fault."

This book is a POOR, or a slightly restored VG/VG+ whenever he gets around to putting the staples back in.

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:57 pm

This one time...in band camp....

Technique · Post by **Technique** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:23 pm

... and just when we thought that the list was complete

http://cgi.ebay.com/Bloodshot-30-Valian ... 6620973089

http://cgi.ebay.com/Dr-Solar-46-Valiant ... 6620972447

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:49 pm

Technique wrote:... and just when we thought that the list was complete

http://cgi.ebay.com/Bloodshot-30-Valian ... 6620973089

http://cgi.ebay.com/Dr-Solar-46-Valiant ... 6620972447

Aww... now I have to buy those two?

400yrs · Post by **400yrs** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:53 pm

Wonder if those are actually the VALIANT mylars and what books he trashed to use them (probably Mags VVSS).

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:41 pm

No COA? Who does this guy think he is??? I'm assuming they were a local show/con item, something like that?

-slym (just set a personal record for most question marks in a short post)