Shadowman vs pre Nu 52 Negative Man

[Sven the Returned]

Who wins?



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[Shadowman99]

Shadowman because his costume is cooler than the other guy's.

Shadowman because I have no *SQUEE* clue who the other guy is.

Shadowman because he's just a giant head here and he'd just eat the other guy.

Shadowman because the other guy wrapped his face in bandages and can't see or hear Shadowman's attacks coming. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he'd just undo the other guy's braces and incapapcitate his legs by causing his trousers to fall down around his ankles, rendering him highly immobile. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because the other guy's hands are wrapped in bandages, so he's obviously hurt his hands fighting some other cooler hero in the past, and is now disadvantaged going into the next fight. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he's clearly got more stamina than the other guy. Look at him, he's clearly gnackered out on that bed already, and the fight hasn't even started yet. Failed to up his fitness before the fight - rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he has a positive mindset. This guy's called 'Negative Man' - he's already off on the wrong foot here by starting out with the wrong attitude. Rookie tactical error.

[Sven the Returned]

Shadowman because his costume is cooler than the other guy's.

Shadowman because I have no *SQUEE* clue who the other guy is.

Shadowman because he's just a giant head here and he'd just eat the other guy.

Shadowman because the other guy wrapped his face in bandages and can't see or hear Shadowman's attacks coming. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he'd just undo the other guy's braces and incapapcitate his legs by causing his trousers to fall down around his ankles, rendering him highly immobile. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because the other guy's hands are wrapped in bandages, so he's obviously hurt his hands fighting some other cooler hero in the past, and is now disadvantaged going into the next fight. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he's clearly got more stamina than the other guy. Look at him, he's clearly gnackered out on that bed already, and the fight hasn't even started yet. Failed to up his fitness before the fight - rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he has a positive mindset. This guy's called 'Negative Man' - he's already off on the wrong foot here by starting out with the wrong attitude. Rookie tactical error.

Never heard of Doom Patrol?

[nscc]

Shadowman because his costume is cooler than the other guy's.

Shadowman because I have no *SQUEE* clue who the other guy is.

Shadowman because he's just a giant head here and he'd just eat the other guy.

Shadowman because the other guy wrapped his face in bandages and can't see or hear Shadowman's attacks coming. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he'd just undo the other guy's braces and incapapcitate his legs by causing his trousers to fall down around his ankles, rendering him highly immobile. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because the other guy's hands are wrapped in bandages, so he's obviously hurt his hands fighting some other cooler hero in the past, and is now disadvantaged going into the next fight. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he's clearly got more stamina than the other guy. Look at him, he's clearly gnackered out on that bed already, and the fight hasn't even started yet. Failed to up his fitness before the fight - rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he has a positive mindset. This guy's called 'Negative Man' - he's already off on the wrong foot here by starting out with the wrong attitude. Rookie tactical error.

I dont know who negative man is either

[Shadowman99]

Shadowman because his costume is cooler than the other guy's.

Shadowman because I have no *SQUEE* clue who the other guy is.

Shadowman because he's just a giant head here and he'd just eat the other guy.

Shadowman because the other guy wrapped his face in bandages and can't see or hear Shadowman's attacks coming. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he'd just undo the other guy's braces and incapapcitate his legs by causing his trousers to fall down around his ankles, rendering him highly immobile. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because the other guy's hands are wrapped in bandages, so he's obviously hurt his hands fighting some other cooler hero in the past, and is now disadvantaged going into the next fight. Rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he's clearly got more stamina than the other guy. Look at him, he's clearly gnackered out on that bed already, and the fight hasn't even started yet. Failed to up his fitness before the fight - rookie tactical error.

Shadowman because he has a positive mindset. This guy's called 'Negative Man' - he's already off on the wrong foot here by starting out with the wrong attitude. Rookie tactical error.

Never heard of Doom Patrol?

Nope, never!