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Post by mrwoogieman »

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
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mrwoogieman wrote:"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
woo...where the hell did this come from ??? :o you been holding out on us! :lol:
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Post by whetteon »

:think: obviously canadian.
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Post by X-O HoboJoe »

Looks like Woo and I are the only ones who remember the origin of Dr. Evil. :P :lol:
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Post by mrwoogieman »

X-O HoboJoe wrote:Looks like Woo and I are the only ones who remember the origin of Dr. Evil. :P :lol:
c'mon man! I wanted to leave it out there awhile...
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Post by Daniel Jackson »

Speaking of Dr. Evil, isn't it about time for the next Austin Powers movie to come out? Bwwaaaaaaa, bwwaaaa, bwwwaaa.... (evil music plays in the background).

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Post by X-O HoboJoe »

sorry Woo, I got possessed by some evil Belgiuns. :oops:
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Post by mrwoogieman »

X-O HoboJoe wrote:sorry Woo, I got possessed by some evil Belgiuns. :oops:
Let me tell you a little story about a man named SHHH! Oh look, here's a whole bag of SHHH with your name on it!

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Post by X-O HoboJoe »

But . . .
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Post by davidb »

Gotta do it...

When a problem comes along, you must zip it! Chh! Zip it good!
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Post by SolarFan777 »

:lol:

I got halfway through that before I realized... :lol:
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Post by mrwoogieman »

BUMP!

Neil was asking about the 'ritual', so.... :littlesmile:
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I asked nothing! :D

But it was a good bump, nonetheless.....



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Post by whetteon »

After the second sentence I knew it was a quote from one of the funny movies. I just couldn't remeber if it was naked gun or austin powers. :lol:
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Post by mrwoogieman »

:littleangry:

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Post by slym2none »

mrwoogieman wrote::littleangry:
Don't force it - you'll drop an o-ring, or pop a lung!

:thumb:



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You show that turd who's boss!

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Post by Elveen »

"who.... does.... #2 work for?"

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Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat?



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Mini Woo, you complete me.

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Mole!........molie, molie, molie....

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Post by betterthanezra »

Thats one way to get more folks to read your supposed Valiant story...BUMP baby BUMP.... :lol: :P

#2 indeed... :thumb:

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Post by Chuck »

funny I never read this the first time :hm: :P
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Shaguar!

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Post by worldsbestcomics »

An EVIL petting zoo?


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