Deathmate... Why are you so hated =(

[slym2none]

I still remember the day Deathmate silver came out. My brother and I stopped by the comic shop and picked up and then I had to drive us across town to pick up a paycheck and quit my job as a buffet runner. I was so excited to read the issue I was trying to read it over my brother's shoulder (I was driving) and nearly rear ended the car in front of me - our bumpers kissed. That would have made the later disappointment even worse.

Such a beautiful story

Still a better love story than Twilight.



-slym

[Magnus9178]

I still remember the day Deathmate silver came out. My brother and I stopped by the comic shop and picked up and then I had to drive us across town to pick up a paycheck and quit my job as a buffet runner. I was so excited to read the issue I was trying to read it over my brother's shoulder (I was driving) and nearly rear ended the car in front of me - our bumpers kissed. That would have made the later disappointment even worse.

Such a beautiful story

Still a better love story than Twilight.



-slym

So true!

[dave]

But maybe if Stephanie Meyer had written Deathmate the whole thing might've turned out better.

There might have been movies!

Solar had "sparklies"...

[grendeljd]

I still remember the day Deathmate silver came out. My brother and I stopped by the comic shop and picked up and then I had to drive us across town to pick up a paycheck and quit my job as a buffet runner. I was so excited to read the issue I was trying to read it over my brother's shoulder (I was driving) and nearly rear ended the car in front of me - our bumpers kissed. That would have made the later disappointment even worse.

Such a beautiful story

Still a better love story than Twilight.



-slym

QFT

Also, probably better than The Host, which sounds like the exact same turd wrapped in different toilet paper.

[The Dirt Gang]

I still remember the day Deathmate silver came out. My brother and I stopped by the comic shop and picked up and then I had to drive us across town to pick up a paycheck and quit my job as a buffet runner. I was so excited to read the issue I was trying to read it over my brother's shoulder (I was driving) and nearly rear ended the car in front of me - our bumpers kissed. That would have made the later disappointment even worse.

Such a beautiful story

Still a better love story than Twilight.



-slym

QFT

Also, probably better than The Host, which sounds like the exact same turd wrapped in different toilet paper.

All this praise for my simple prose is really quite flattering. Glad that I can evoke such emotion in only a paragraph. My autobiography entitled, "Deathmate and Me" will be forthcoming. A poetic title, no?

[pixierosa]

Still a better love story than Twilight.



-slym

QFT

Also, probably better than The Host, which sounds like the exact same turd wrapped in different toilet paper.

You have no idea how true this is. Let me put it this way. My ex-husband gave me "The Host" as a gift, mistakenly thinking I'd like something like that. Notice that he is now "EX".

[slym2none]

I meant the two cars kissing bumpers...





-slym

[grendeljd]

Still a better love story than Twilight.



-slym

QFT

Also, probably better than The Host, which sounds like the exact same turd wrapped in different toilet paper.

You have no idea how true this is. Let me put it this way. My ex-husband gave me "The Host" as a gift, mistakenly thinking I'd like something like that. Notice that he is now "EX".

I don't ever want to know how true it is... I'll stick with my educated guesswork, and pass it off as an informed opinion.

[grendeljd]

I meant the two cars kissing bumpers...





-slym

Deathmate ranks even lower, I love it!

All this praise for my simple prose is really quite flattering. Glad that I can evoke such emotion in only a paragraph. My autobiography entitled, "Deathmate and Me" will be forthcoming. A poetic title, no?

Soon to be available on Kindle Worlds Valiant fanfic

"I'd buy that for a dollar"

[The Dirt Gang]

I meant the two cars kissing bumpers...





-slym

This might be the only time I was happy it only went to first base!

[The Dirt Gang]

I meant the two cars kissing bumpers...





-slym

Deathmate ranks even lower, I love it!

All this praise for my simple prose is really quite flattering. Glad that I can evoke such emotion in only a paragraph. My autobiography entitled, "Deathmate and Me" will be forthcoming. A poetic title, no?

Soon to be available on Kindle Worlds Valiant fanfic

"I'd buy that for a dollar"

It will all take place in the span of the seconds before I'm about to rear end the car ahead of me and in this time I will play chess against Deathmate black while ruminating on mortality.

[Phoenix8008]

I still remember the day Deathmate silver came out. My brother and I stopped by the comic shop and picked up and then I had to drive us across town to pick up a paycheck and quit my job as a buffet runner. I was so excited to read the issue I was trying to read it over my brother's shoulder (I was driving) and nearly rear ended the car in front of me - our bumpers kissed. That would have made the later disappointment even worse.

Such a beautiful story

Still a better love story than Twilight.



-slym

Ah, Twilight...

The touching story of a young girls choice between necrophelia and bestiality...